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JBB77
37-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 21 - 45
Sylacauga, Alabama
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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I'm overly honest, so yeah, I'm here for sex.

About myself
I guess I'm a deep person and all but you probably aren't on a site called AdultMatchDoctor to read about how much I enjoyed reading Faust or my thoughts on politics. So I'll keep this simple.

I'm a smart ass, I have a skewed sense of humor, I'm outwardly humble but secretly egotistical, my best and worst trait is honesty, if you tell me you appreciate honesty I will probably laugh at you and/or call you a liar, I'm not good at much but I know what I am good at, I cringe every time someone sends me a message with LOL in it, I am at heart a nice and caring person if someone gets close to me, I am fiercely loyal; be it to someone I care for or to my beliefs, I quite happily refer to many of my character traits as making me a "complete dick", I feel sorry for people who fear their own mortality, I probably don't give a fuck what people think about me, if you are annoyed by the fact I haven't used a period yet in this huge wall of text I can't help but smile, I'm a very tactile person and love physical contact, no male member of my family that I've ever known could be called mature, I do things simply for the sake of knowing most people wouldn't, I believe if the way you are living your life makes you happy and doesn't hurt anyone else no one should tell you to change, I don't believe in luck, if there is such a thing as fate I will defy it, I refer to death as a female not male entity, She apparently doesn't want me, if you've read this far I compliment you, I detest Plato for something he wrote in "The Republic", I love Machiavelli, I hate it when people tell me I'm smart and I should (insert thing they think smart people should do here), I can't type worth a damn, this will likely be the longest section in my profile, I am very neat, I'm not much of a movie person, I don't watch TV but will with someone else, I'm not going to end this with a period, see

The person I would like to meet
I don't really have a preset list of things that a person HAS to be for me to like them. Someone who is mature in demeanor but not incapable of laughing at themselves or having fun. Other than that someone who can put up with me I guess. Hell, isn't it your job to show me what good traits you have?

About my work
I actually suffer from clinical depression an sadly am not allowed to work at this time. Too much free time isn't all that great. More so since I also have insomnia which just adds to the sense of having too much free time.

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I am a technology geek. I know what each jumper on my motherboard is currently set to without looking so be warned. I enjoy walking when it's not blazingly hot. Kind of always enjoyed the outdoors. I also like to read. Rather boring stuff really.

My idea of a great date
Probably one where you have trouble finding your panties the next morning. What? Do you want me to say a nice romantic dinner followed by a movie? I was at least being polite enough to not say "One that involves you sitting on my face".

I should get SOME credit for showing some restraint.

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
I hope to only ever be married once. It's not something I'd jump into. If I ever get married, it will be to someone I am willing to devote the rest of my life too. (ok, that has to totally have made up for the sitting on my face comment)

What is your fantasy vacation?
My whole fucking life is a vacation. Still, I'd like to visit Japan.

What is your academic background?
I dropped out in the 9th grade so I could work since my mother was moving and I decided not to go with her for my own well being. Don't get me wrong, I was mostly asleep in school anyway and just winged it when tests came around. Luckily I read a lot in my teens so it got me by. I will admit that I find a certain sense of satisfaction in being underestimated by someone intellectually. Not really a good quality of mine, but it's amusing.

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Florida.

It was ok, I lived in South Florida for over 10 years so the whole "Wow, it's the ocean!" thing was long gone but it was nice to smell the salt air again.

What do you find attractive in people?
Being able to admit their weaknesses. Being able to learn from their fuck ups. Basically knowing that they will continue to grow until the day they die and not just reach some sort of perfection at a certain age. Also not backing down one inch when they know they are right,

Oh, high sex drive helps too.

What do others do that irritate you?
Lie. Next.

What do you think is your best quality?
Honesty.

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
Stop being so fucking honest. It gets me in trouble more than lying ever could.

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
What in the rambling mess that is my profile did you find interesting enough to make you contact me? (which i guess is really just a subtle way of saying "What the hell is wrong with you!?")

Describe your physique.
Uh. Kinda tall. Average I guess. I think I could stand to lose weight. I'm 6'1" 198 pounds. Not really athletic I guess. I've always liked hiking/walking/skating/playing paintball/a lot of things that involve movement in general so I don't keel over easily. Actually I have pretty well defined calves. Meh.

What do you do well sexually?
Oral sex. I'm not even gonna go into detail or try to back that up. If you ever find out I dare you, I fucking double dare you, to say my skills are not God like.

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
What you got?

In all seriousness though I guess I'm not very picky. I've always kind of been a "better to give than receive" kind of person in pretty much everything I do. That's not to say I don't like getting off. If that were the case I don't know why the hell I would be here.

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Hmmm. That can be worked out at a later date.

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
I don't really know what to put. Hell when I was a teenager I fantasized about having sex. You know, with someone else. Not just alone. Don't think that one really counts though.

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
No.

And I seriously do not wish to acquire any either.

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
It can be a temporary thing or a more long term arrangement. Depends on how well we mesh and what you'd want from it. Regardless I would have to get to know someone before I committed to anything, even if it was only a one night thing. I'm not just looking for a random person to have sex with.

Well, I guess I am if I'm here writing this, but I'm picky about the exact nature of the random person I suppose.

Free Space. Say anything you want!
Hmm. I work better with questions. I've never been good at just talking about myself spontaneously. So if there is anything you want to know, feel free to ask. I doubt you could pose a question I wouldn't answer.

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