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HotChucklate
40-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 60
Tucson, Arizona
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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All of your booties, are belong to us!

About myself
I'm attracted to mature, curvy women. I desire deep meaningful conversations, intimacy and companionship. I'm not the kind of person to say I love you everyday and all day, but as affectionate as I am, I know you'll feel loved?!

Barring your inability to match any of the aforementioned traits, you can always resort to sex, that always works! I relish in the fact that I'm a dirty old man with an oral fixation. Sure, god blessed me with a nice magic wand, but sometimes a lil kiss o the whisker biscuit is all she really needs?

The person I would like to meet
If you lack loyalty, honor and/or respect, keep on searching?! As honest as I've been with you "modern women", and the shadiness you've graced me with since... I'm done with you simple broads, SORRY!

If you are seriously looking for a friend that'll stick witj you for life (regardless of our relationship status), please keep these in mind; Bi/BiCurious: I really wanna swing with freaky curvy women! Natural: Can't stand fake boobs, shaved beavers and spray-on tans. Kind Hearted: This one is most important! I have a big ego because of how many people I help, humble yourself on a daily basis? I think that's sexy as hell!

About my work
I'm a starving artist, trying to open my own design studio... I'm always broke, so don't go diggin for gold with me?! Other than that, I get chump-change for hosting Hip Hop on most weekends? I want to change the world, jerks won't let me get any $$$ to begin

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
painting, dancing, drawing, sculpting, talking about serious issues, 420, video games, porn, comics, music, cooking and sex

My idea of a great date
Dinner and an adult book store; if you act all weird at the bookstore, I'm pretty sure the rest of the fling will be dull and lifeless? If you act all greedy at dinner, or just talk about yourself... I'll lose interest

What is your fantasy vacation?
I've always wanted to have a multiracial orgy in a Chateau, in the south of France... Walking around naked, shagging in the open air?

What is your academic background?
Northern Illinois University (until I went broke and dropped out?!) GO HUSKIES!

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
My last vacation was to Chicago, last summer... Of course I loved it, I'm from Chicago?!

What do you find attractive in people?
honesty, loyalty, compassion, integrity, ingenuity, altruism & juicy boobs/butt. A pretty face will have me stuck on you like cellophane to a sweater!

What do others do that irritate you?
I can't stand it when an able bodied woman is always asking me to do things she could easily handle! It just reeks of laziness to me, or manipulation? I also can't stand it when people talk about themselves and consider that conversation! If you were the least bit interesting, you'd be tired of talking about yourself?! Selfish people, greedy people and sketchy people make me want to punt them in the c*nt!

What do you think is your best quality?
My warrior heart... I tend to stand up for the little guy, a lot!

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I'd try to be less abrasive, people can't take the truth in most cases...

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Do you shave your "girl patch"? (It's one of my fetishes, the unshaved part)

Describe your physique.
I'm built like a point guard in the NBA, or a Safety in the NFL? Way too lean to have a MLB body

What do you do well sexually?
I can have multiple orgasms with the right woman. I last, on average... About 90mins. I give the best rim jobs in Tucson and I love to "bottom out" most vaginas (ask away)

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I love 69s, so face-sitting is cool. Blow jobs are great, I just can't get off from that alone. Nipple play & gentle ball sucking.

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
I really want a nice group of BBWs that I can service on a regular basis! If they're Bi, we can all take turns cumming in each other's mouths. I'd love to strip for some horny old ladies, Magic Mike status. Last but not least, I want a threesome... Not now, but RIGHT NOW!

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
far too many to list here, just ask?!

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Noooope!

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
I don't agree with One Night Stands, but the choice isn't always up to me? I tend to play it by ear... I don't want to appear too clingy

Free Space. Say anything you want!
Dirty Old Ladies are extremely welcome... Don't be shy?!

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