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Leicester, North Carolina
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Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, "My hands shake so bad, that when I shaved his morning, I cut my face." The second old fogey one-upped him and said...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 539 views | posted Feb 11, 2007 at 11:57 AM

A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband
said, "I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy
and sad at the same time."

The wife thought for a few moment...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | 595 views | posted Feb 10, 2007 at 2:58 PM

i cab driver picks up a nun and starts driving to her destination..she cant help but notice he keeps looking at her in the rear view mirror.finally she says, is there a reason you keep looking at me.....More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 545 views | posted Feb 10, 2007 at 2:48 PM


Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until ,
one day, he comes across a Harley with a for sale' sign on it.

The bike seems even better than a new one, although i...More...
14 comments | 6 kudos | 588 views | posted Feb 9, 2007 at 6:30 PM

GEORGE W......  

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those a...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 507 views | posted Feb 7, 2007 at 8:59 PM

Mrs Smith...  
a guy takes his wife to the doctor cause he knew something was wrong. the doctor ran a bunch of tests and tells mr smith to call later for the results...when he calls the doctor says shit we had two m...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 620 views | posted Feb 4, 2007 at 11:06 AM

A queer is sitting in a bar having a beer and notices a big hairy ape standing in the corner so he says to the bartender, say there whats the ape here for? the bartender says come here and ill show ya...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 539 views | posted Feb 3, 2007 at 3:01 PM

Dick gets no respect  
The Penis Wants a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary
for the following reasons:
1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I ...More...
14 comments | 6 kudos | 522 views | posted Feb 3, 2007 at 10:07 AM

13 comments | 1 kudo | 531 views | posted Jan 21, 2007 at 10:19 PM

Then you should have the balls to unblock the comments.... fuck that....if you have something to say then you should have the balls to let people reply... dont make us wait to share our opinions..if y...More...
19 comments | 6 kudos | 556 views | posted Jan 20, 2007 at 8:19 PM

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