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HRRRICKANE
56-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 60
Leicester, North Carolina
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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to all those who responded so quickly and passionately to the last blog.....thats the family i love and the reason i stay here.....some of you if not all are like family and i love you all.....
8 comments | 1 kudo | 533 views | posted Apr 1, 2007 at 3:11 PM

Looks like sex really is for the Birds......  
Talking Parrots
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. "What do
they say?" the p...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 558 views | posted Mar 31, 2007 at 11:19 AM

HELP ME HELP ME!!!!  
A man had lost one of his arms. One day he had had it. He decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 677 views | posted Mar 17, 2007 at 10:39 AM

JACK AND BILL  
Students were assigned to read two books, "Titanic", and "My Life" by Bill Clinton.

One smart-ass student turned in the following book report with the proposition that they were nearly identical st...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | 533 views | posted Feb 18, 2007 at 12:41 AM

#69 USES FOR DUCT TAPE  
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted ...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | 486 views | posted Feb 17, 2007 at 8:45 PM

HUBBY ALWAYS GETS THE SHIT END !  
Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | 512 views | posted Feb 17, 2007 at 8:02 PM

miss ya all.....  
This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.

Well, my job is done .....Your turn!
7 comments | 0 kudos | 469 views | posted Feb 16, 2007 at 8:13 PM

so true !  
When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local Motor Vehicle Bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until the man Ahead of me finally got his license. He inspected his ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 437 views | posted Feb 16, 2007 at 8:12 PM

THAT'LL WORK !  
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
>angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
>driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 se...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | 449 views | posted Feb 12, 2007 at 5:44 PM

GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE !  
This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?" She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you kn...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 430 views | posted Feb 11, 2007 at 1:50 PM

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