Subject: A letter from Mom  

>> Dearest Redneck Son,
>>
>> I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live
>> where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most
>> accidents ha...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | 443 views | posted Jun 11, 2007 at 6:40 PM

The Minister and the Texan  
A pompous minister was seated next to a Texan on a flight across the country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Texan asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and plac...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 427 views | posted Jun 9, 2007 at 4:39 PM

Butt Measurement...  
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big, I
mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue ...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | 486 views | posted Jun 9, 2007 at 8:27 AM

I KNOW........IT'S BEEN AWHILE.......  
ya know i,m sitting here on you tube.....(as usual)...and i'm watching Frank Sinatra a song called "MY WAY".... AND AS I STAND HERE AT THE CROSSROADS AGAIN........i'm thinkin at my age...i may never ...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | 448 views | posted May 24, 2007 at 9:23 PM

NO WONDER I DONT LIKE TO FLY.....  

> Airline Mechanics humor..
> >
> >
> > In case you need a laugh: Remember it takes a
> > college degree to fly a plane but only a high school
> > diploma to fix one.
> >
> > After eve...More...
14 comments | 10 kudos | 478 views | posted May 7, 2007 at 7:34 PM

MOM ALWAYS KNOWS....  
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
> You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
> Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of
> the meal, Brian's mother couldn't hel...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | 471 views | posted May 4, 2007 at 5:18 PM

HAVE FUN !!!!  


"Brain Teasers"

Study the five brain teasers. Then, see if you
can answer without looking at the answers.
Very interesting! Don't look at answers!

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He h...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 277 views | posted Apr 13, 2007 at 8:05 PM

SO TRUE.....  


Laura Bush bought George Bush a parrot for his birthday.

She told Dick Cheney, "This bird is so smart! George has already taught him to pronounce over 200 words!"

"That's amazing," said Chen...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | 442 views | posted Apr 13, 2007 at 8:00 PM

I FAILED .......  
Test for Dementia
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of themimmediately. OK?
Let's find out just how c...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | 561 views | posted Apr 7, 2007 at 9:19 AM