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FirewalkerAndrew
42-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 23 - 50
Lancaster, Pennsylvania
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

Virgo Virgo
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I can cook, I'm polite, Caring, Very affectionate!

About myself
I was 'extruded' in Brooklyn, NY in September, 1972. I am very polite, caring, considerate of other people's feelings, and have been told by many of my close friends that I have a very good sense of humor, & that I am also a terrific impersonator. I love to make others laugh, & it means a lot to me to spread cheer, to make others laugh to have a very good time. In some circumstances, I am the life of the party (so to speak), but not in all cases. I generally like to parouse w/a group of people & to keep a low profile, until I get to know new people with whom I feel comfortable w/. At that point, I begin to feel much more comfortable in opening up my unique personality, wild & zany sense of humor.

5'9" (shoes off) / I weigh in at 265lb. / Shaved bald/I have big brown eyes / I have lightly tanned skin / I have No kids/No pets but I used to have a big Basset Hound named Huckleberry whom I love and miss, very, very much / No 'tatts' / No body piercings / I don't smoke / No drink / No obnoxious habits / No limps (or chimps... LOL!) / No disfigurement (thank God!) / I'm Drug and Disease-FREE / No warrants (just thought u'd like to know! Lol) / I've never been married although I look forward to the possibility of getting married some day (to the right person, of course) / I wear glasses w/plastic black frames / Clean-shaven / Roundish facial features / I like to dress casually and usually do--my favorite style of shirts r ones w/collars; I normally don't like to wear polo shirts / I wear size 13W sneakers & size 13W boots. My favorite style of shoe which I wear r steel toes / I consider myself to b a BHM (Big Hansom Man) & I'm also well-groomed / I usually walk at a fast pace / I rent an apartment here in Lancaster, PA, USA 17602.

The person I would like to meet
I seek some1 who lives preferably no farther thn 100 miles from my zipcode of 17602. I seek a Long Term Rel. Please... U Must B ffectionate, u must b polite, caring, & kind-hearted.

I am only willing to go out with u, if yer a permanent resident of the United States. My policy is UNYIELDING on that 1 point. I NEVER go out with any1 who is only here in the USA visiting temporarily (on a temporary Visa). Such a relationship would not work for me, nor would such a relationship suit me, and would never be practical for me.

W/that said, I am ONLY interested in pursuing a new 'mate' who'll show me the same level of affection, in the reverse. I am NOT into women who mercilessly ignore me, & arrogantly choose to thumb their nose at me, by refusing to return my phone calls. I m NOT into women like THAT!


----------------------My Level of Affection----------------------

The way that I am, is, I have a very affectionate disposition. Therefore, I require a partner who is very similar.

----------------------------Who I Can Do WITHOUT------------------------------

I utterly HATE having a new partner, who is:

A) Unaffectionate
B) Mean-spirited
C) Untidy (Stinky/Smelly ALL of the time, due to piss-poor hygien)
D) Arrogant & Rude/Mannerless
E) Merciless
F) Blatantly ignores me all the time/Persistently ignores my phone calls... etc.

There is little-else which pisses me off more, than some1 who goes out of her way to lie to me, & b unaffectionate w/me. I HATE that! It is NOT 'written in stone', where I 'must' give ANY1 who deals w/me like that, the time of day, OK? I'm not kidding!
I am VERY serious, about my little list!! While u pay careful heed to my list of 'No-no's', I assure u, that I am very polite, caring, kind-hearted, clean, humorous, & I have a stable mind.

About my work
I'm currently a student at my local college.

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Design commercial aircraft, play Billiards, Table-tennis.

My idea of a great date
Date where we r ffectionate w/1another, of course. I'm no 1-night stand guy. I want that understood, here. I seek something meaningful.

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
N/A

What is your fantasy vacation?
My fantasy vacation is getting kinky w/u. Lol

What is your academic background?
I earned my GED in 07/2000, I have a Cert. of Completion in Web Design, I m self-taught in Commercial Aircraft Design/Drafting.

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Flying. I LOVE to fly on planes.

What do you find attractive in people?
A good attitude, & I love affectionate women.

What do others do that irritate you?
I HATE rude, obnoxious, arrogant behaviors in libraries... I cannot stand unaffectionate, mean-spirited women.

What do you think is your best quality?
My hands.

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
Nothing.

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Can u please show me yer bare feet????

Describe your physique.
Chunky.

What do you do well sexually?
Ask me.

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Handjobs r the bomb!

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
For u to send me photos of yer bare feet, & to receive a MASSIVE gooey handjob.

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Handjobs. I love em'.

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Hell-no.

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Something long term.

Free Space. Say anything you want!
---------Your Faith / Religious Label: !PAY ATTENTION, & READ E-V-E-R-Y WORD!-----------

I have absolutely NO problem w/going out w/people of other faiths / people who hold other religious labels. The only thing I really care about in the way of our relationship, is the fact that u & I r in a meaningful relationship,--& I absolutely assure u & give u my word, that I am very polite, of stable mind, & r also generally VERY easy to talk to. I'm a very reasonable person. I'm no 'troublemaker'. If you're a practicing Pagan or a practicing witch, then OK, fine. "So mote it b", (as u folks put it.) I'm not your judge. I hate it done to me, in the reverse. I'm sure that yer a very good person, & I really look forward to getting to know more about u.

Please keep in mind that, I seek not for u to mistreat me, nor will I accept any1 who's deliberatle mean to me. I happen to b highly refined--both sexually & otherwise.--& it is not a boast; it is a FACT. I happen to b a good man, I have a good heart, & I happen to care about people, & people's feelings. It is NOT w/in my character to b, otherwise.

----------------------Your Location of Residence: !PAY ATTENTION, & READ E-V-E-R-Y WORD!--------------------

If u desire a new relationship w/me, u MUST atleast b a CITIZEN of the United States. I REFUSE to date ANY1 who is here, on a !!"Temporary VISA"!! Been there, done that--& she was from England. She was HORRIBLE!! Impossible to deal w/, EXTREMELY arrogant, MEAN-SPIRITED. Live HERE in the USA if u want some'a this. PERIOD. There r NO exceptions to b made on the point, pertaining to your location of residence. I will deny u a relationship w/me, if u r only here on a TEMPORARY VISA. -Not good enough!- Ya don't live here LEGALLY--& PERMENANTLY, & u get NOTHING from me, in the way of a relationship. I prefer that u live no farther away from my location of 17602.

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