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Grand Blanc, Michigan
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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A Real Man
Jun 22 @ 6:19PM in Michigan
A Real Man

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will
never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.

Sr health care
Nov 2 @ 1:24PM in Jokes & Humor
Senior Health Care Solution

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed...
Doctor's Report
Sep 7 @ 11:40AM in Jokes & Humor
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I
just turned 49.)

A little concerned about that comment, I...
Dog Name Sex
Aug 21 @ 8:39PM in Jokes & Humor
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the cler...
Fail in Bed... take notes, all you Casanovas!
Aug 17 @ 9:59PM in Jokes & Humor
Fail in Bed... take notes, all you Casanovas!

1. NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get you...
Sunburned Dick
Aug 12 @ 4:51PM in Jokes & Humor
A man gets his dick sunburned.His buddy tells him 2 stick it in a glass of milk. His blonde g/f walks in & says OMG thats how u upload it??
Things Not Ot Say To A Naked Lady
Jul 26 @ 3:37PM in Jokes & Humor
Ya, I learned the hard way. It was fun.
Cool, I've never been to the Grand Canyon.

How many storage boxes can you fit in there?!

You must be very experienced.

The Affair
Jul 25 @ 10:35PM in Jokes & Humor
In Boston, a woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her lover when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. Oh my God! Hurry!!...
Why Did God Invent Yeast Infections
Jul 25 @ 10:15PM in Jokes & Humor
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt!
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit...
Jul 6 @ 4:19PM in Jokes & Humor

In a remote post in the Desert.

During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up
behind the mess tent.

He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.

The ...

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