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This what I want others to know about me. I am a super model with a perfectly porportioned body. I am high maintenance so you better be prepared to increase the credit limit on your credit card. I will make you love me and shatter your little delicate man heart.... of course none of this is true , but I thought i would give it a try since in the world of online dating we all know that the Biotches of the world make the universe go round. The truth is I am a full figured voluptous female goddess( always wanted to say that) still a kid at heart who loves people and helps little old ladies cross the street and will let people go ahead of me at the checkout Counter. Oh yes by the way I like the lights off.
The person I would like to meet
My recipe for a man...
1 cup of testerone
2 cups of kindness
A heaping tablespoon of manners
Three cups of humor
4 cups of intelligence
Likes to help around the house
Will watch a chick flick without protest
Gives back rubs
A great kisser
A man of culture.. museums, gallerys, and flea markets( lol)
Someone who will tolerate me singing show tunes in the shower.
About my work
I love my job .... little kids are amazing and I get hugs and kisses all day long. I dislike when adminstrators make decisions that are more about politics rather than serve the needs of the children.
My second job is cool too. Working at a theme park is my stress relief and not unlike teaching in some ways. The tourist quite often act like children, and will tantrum when they do not get their way.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
People watch, Musical theatre, Disney World, Karaoke, Explore the mountains in NC and N Georgia, The cinema, Museums, Flea markets. I have a vast collection of musical snowglobes.. they just might contain the secrets of the universe. I am also reliving my second childhood.
My idea of a great date
A night at the theatre and coffee or a drink after..or watching Disney movies under the stars at Fortwilderness Campground. Or we could just fingerpaint and express our creativity.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
Ah yes I am divorced and this is ancient history. Just a short chapter in my life. My drama involved a drug dependant husband who loved drugs more then his wife and new born baby. My daughter and I live happily ever after and we have no regrets.
What is your fantasy vacation?
I would soar with happiness if I could stay inside Cinderella's castle. That would fufill a childhood dream. I also dream of sailing on the high sea to Alaska or Hawaii. I would be most fufilled in a cabin in the mountians surrounded by soaring pine trees and a rushing river below. The stars in the night sky in the mountains are enchanting.
What is your academic background?
I have a Bachelors degree in early childhood education and a certificate in behavior analyis.... let me probe your mind.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
My last vacation was a cruise to the bahama's. I loved it. I love being pampered and no one does it better then a cruise line.
What do you find attractive in people?
Honesty and a sense of humor... throw in some intelligence and you are as sexy as can be.
What do others do that irritate you?
Make promises they cant keep.
What do you think is your best quality?
I genuinely love and care about people.. I am a champion friend.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
Greater self confidence
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Oh Romeo , Romeo where for arte thou Romeo?
Describe your physique.
Voluptous , curvy and cuddly with junk in the trunk
What do you do well sexually?
I'm terrible at it I need a teacher to show me how
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Currently my honest answer would be crank up my vibrator and make me smile
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Come closer I will whisper them in your ear
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Well there was that time at Windsor Castle in the stables.. cant reveal the details here.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
I do not have them... sam I am
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong Term of course
Free Space. Say anything you want!
Anything how cool... remember to brush three times a day , smoking kills, I miss Steve Irwin the crocodile hunter. Remember a dream is a wish your heart makes when your fast asleep.
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