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I'm lost and want to find my way to your heart
No they didn't ask for juicy details.... Okay you asked. I adore woman, plain and simple. I get a thrill out of pleasing them. Have you ever been tied down, blindfolded, and then kissed. licked, caressed, nibbled on, and tickled in all the right spots until you thought you would go completely insane? Have you ever thrown gang signs that haven't even been invented yet? Have you ever had an orgasm that made you feel like you were having a seizure? Yeah, well that's good sex, and I think that every woman should experience that kind of sex. Matter of fact, it's usually my objective to bring a woman to multiple, simultaneous orgasms. Seizure time! LOL :) Are you down for any of that?
The person I would like to meet
I'm looking for a woman who wants a long term relationship. The trait I desire in her most is that she have a libido as strong as my own. Everything else is just being one's self, and that is the best part of everyone. I won't try to change you or make you over. You're beautiful and perfect just the way you are. I want to love you, in the morning, the afternoon, and the evening too. I wanna love you in the bedroom, the kitchen, in the living room, the bathroom, in the car, at the park, in a restaurant, or even in a telephone booth. In short, I wanna rock you world, and make all your planets twirl...!
About my work
I have a BS in software engineering, and am self employed and currently working on a second degree in counseling. But all work and no play make Jack a very dull boy, which is why I here. That is to say, I'm looking for my Jill.Come on Jill, I know you're out there. Lets climb that hill together, and when we get to the top we can splash water all over each other and roll our way to heaven.
Seriously though, work is necessary, but it sucks because it takes me away from Jill. Oh... Duh... Is that why they call it work...?
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I like to write programs with my favorite software... my honey!
My idea of a great date
A great date is the one you both never want to end. Where did they get these questions?
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
Please let me find my Jill before I have to counsel others to mend their own broken hearts. Okay, so finding my Jill notwithstanding, if you're hurting and broken hearted, I'm here for ya. But all I can do is listen, because I don't have a license yet.
What is your fantasy vacation?
Gosh, now I'm embarrassed, and that just doesn't happen very often. There are somethings in life if you have to ask than you don't really need to know. But I'll tel you this, it involves me, Jill, lots of white sand, warm tropical breezes, absolutely no clothes, and a place called Fiji.
What is your academic background?
You're beginning to annoy me with redundancies....
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
England, France, Belgium, Holland, Italy, and what do you think.
What do you find attractive in people?
Easy smiles, a quick wit, and lots of intelligence.
What do others do that irritate you?
Ask question like "What do others do that irritate you?"
What do you think is your best quality?
I'm lucky. I'm a true Aquarian, so I have two. I am absolutely loyal, and I can sense things that others usually can't. And no, it ain't dead people.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
How dare you assume that there is something about my personality that needs changing. LOL :)x2
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Pop quiz time! What four things do woman want the most?
1) A m--k on their back;
2) A j-g--r in the driveway;
3) A t-g-r in their bed, and
4) A j--k--s to pay for it all.
I can't help it, I'm sick. I'm also playful, cute, and snugly too....
Describe your physique.
Call me Joe Average. I'm completely cool with that.
What do you do well sexually?
Dude, you must not have been paying attention during the earlier study hall. I try to do it all well! However, I've been told that I give exquisitely good head. I've been blessed with a tongue that can do things that no penis ever could....
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Make me write bad checks!
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Hey dud. I have an imagination that is second to none. Let's not even talk about my fantasies. I can make a hardened hooker blush like a school girl.
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
The best of all fantasies. I was once completely and totally in love!
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
I'm greedy, I want both. If I'm lucky I'll have both with the same woman.
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