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DickSlippery
48-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 99
Carmichael, California
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Finally...A Man With Proof of Size!!!  
That's right, boys and girls! I HAVE A GIANT COCK!, and I can prove it!

I know that there are some of U out there who are intimidated by a guy with a giant COCK, and I'm sorry, but t...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | 634 views | posted Jan 18, 2008 at 10:17 PM

Ask A Pervert Anything  
Those of U who know me know that I am a giver. That's the only reason I'm here on this planet, really. Just so I can give of myself 2 help my neighbor out. In fact, it really wouldn't surprise me if s...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 451 views | posted Jan 17, 2008 at 8:20 AM

Ever wonder...  
if any of it really matters? I mean, I watch these fucking yahoos on TV trying 2 seduce me, lying 2 me, saying anything and promising everything under the sun just 2 get me 2 pull that lever on their ...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 438 views | posted Jan 16, 2008 at 2:45 AM

And Now 4 Something Else Entirely...  
Well, I found it unexpected. That duzn't necessarily mean U couldn't see the shit coming, huh? Especially when U take N2 consideration the fact that U motherfuckers are looking 4 it. Admit it...U fuck...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 417 views | posted Jan 13, 2008 at 7:20 AM

Fuck a Duck - Talk About a Quacking Good Time...  
I fucking hate this shit. I don't have anything 2 write about. It fucking sucks. Someone as truly fucked up as I am should most definitly have something worthwhile 2 say when pressed N2 action, I alwa...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | 447 views | posted Jan 8, 2008 at 2:24 AM

And Now From The Whig Delegation We Have This...  
4 a guy who knows as many hookers as I do I sure spend a lot more time jerking off than one might think. Of course, there iz always the old argument that I'm a guy and there4 somehow more genetically ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 405 views | posted Jan 6, 2008 at 7:49 AM

Men...and the Art of Creative Storytelling  
Men are such fucking liars. I'm not really prepared 2 go all out and pass judgement on every swinging dick out there, but it iz pretty fucking close, I gotta tell U. Sometimes the motherfuckers will l...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 400 views | posted Dec 30, 2007 at 2:47 PM

WTF iz This Clown Talking About?  
Some daze I write these fucking blogs just 2 keep myself in the mind's eye. I don't really have anything fucking useful 2 say, but I can't let U know that 2 soon, can I?

Oops...that fucking ...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | 513 views | posted Dec 30, 2007 at 8:24 AM

No subject 2 speak of...  
A subject implies that U have something 2 talk about. This iz in fact not the case, in this particular case. What I am here doing, at this particular moment in time, iz finding new and inventive ways ...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 484 views | posted Dec 17, 2007 at 9:13 AM

Well, at Least We're Finally "Winning" this Thing...Right? Part Two  
OK PEOPLE - I FUCKED UP WHEN I TRIED 2 POST THIS FUCKER, SO I ENDED UP DELETING PART ONE OFF OF THE MAIN BLOGS PAGE. U CAN, HOWEVER, STILL ACCESS PART ONE SIMPLY BY LOOKING OVER THERE 2 THE RIGHT O...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 447 views | posted Dec 13, 2007 at 9:38 AM

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