DickSlippery's Slightly Askew Week in Review  
ITEM - (Pyongyang, North Korea) Would somebody please explain 2 me just WTF is going on with Kim Jong il? I know that guys who are insecure about the size of their manhood sometimes overcompens...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 269 views | posted Jul 18, 2009 at 8:43 PM

THE TOP 300 REASONS 2 COME BACK 2 AMD  
Are U fucking kidding me? Even if I could count that high, there is no way I have the mental discipline it would take 2 come up with that list! The one I did 4 my 200th blog was like ten freaking page...More...
16 comments | 0 kudos | 313 views | posted Jul 18, 2009 at 6:54 PM

The Ethics of Robotics in The 21st Century  
Believe it or not, in some ways it iz liberating 2 come on this site with nearly 300 postings and blog as an unknown. I checked a little while ago. It has been damned near a year since the last...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 337 views | posted Feb 4, 2009 at 3:05 AM

Remember me?  
Hi guys! I know I haven't been posting here much lately, but it izn't becuz i don't love U. It's becuz of a combination of time spent secretly lusting after my neighbor (quite the time consuming endea...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 512 views | posted Feb 24, 2008 at 9:19 PM

A Little Nonsense (Just 2 Get Me On Top of SxzeBBW)  
I'm sitting here at 7 O'Clock in the morning enjoying a steaming cup of coffee and watching bootleg porn. There's really nothing quite like watching some Mexican bitch get plowed B4 U have anything 2...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 361 views | posted Feb 7, 2008 at 10:33 AM

I'm Sorry, Britney  
It turns out that I owe an apology 2 a lovely young woman who deserves far better treatment than anyone has yet given her. I am, of course, talking about Ms. Britney Spears. Ms. Spears iz (and has bee...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 431 views | posted Feb 7, 2008 at 1:31 AM

Sodom and Gomorrah: The DickSlippery Remix  
From time 2 time and upon occasion I have been known 2 hang out with ladies of ill repute. Az U can well imagine their lifestyle being what it iz leads 2 a lot of down time, so 2 speak. In other words...More...
17 comments | 4 kudos | 458 views | posted Feb 4, 2008 at 7:51 PM

Lets lighten the mood a little...  
In light of my last blog I felt it wuz necessary 2 reitroduce U motherfuckers 2 my more deviant side. Sure...there are times when I may even come up with something other people want 2 think about, but...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 406 views | posted Jan 23, 2008 at 7:22 PM

OMFG!!!  
It's really not 2 often that I get outraged, being az I am convinced that this country iz really being run by a group of renegade oompa loompas who really only want a chance 2 get back at "that fucker...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | 468 views | posted Jan 23, 2008 at 4:44 AM