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DickSlippery
47-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 99
Carmichael, California
United States
Last Activity: 2 months ago

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Be careful what U ask 4...  
Cuz U might just get it!!!

Hello there, pervs and pervettes (U know who U are...no need 2 name names)! I heard U missed me, so I am back! And just when U thought it was safe 2 go back in the water,...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | 2176 views | posted Jan 26, 2010 at 1:06 AM

I was gonna...  
I was gonna write this hella erotic story about me meeting some big, black chick with 42FFF tits and a nice, big ass and one thing leads 2 another and I get 2 fuck the shit out of her. Sounded like a ...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | 314 views | posted Dec 23, 2009 at 8:51 AM

Something 2 think about over breakfast...  
If U murder innocent people in the name of Ur god...
U might be a Taliban.

If U believe Ur religion 2 be the one true word of god...
U might be a Taliban.

If U believe any other religion is of...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 217 views | posted Dec 1, 2009 at 9:45 AM

Better late than never...  
That seems like an appropriate title for this blog, since I promised a friend of mine (U know who U are, U sexy, Starfleet uniform wearing FREAK! ) I would write this thing last we...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 269 views | posted Nov 18, 2009 at 11:46 PM

Inglorious Basterds?  
Last night, for my birthday, I was treated 2 a screening of writer/director Quentin Tarrantino's new blockbuster motion picture, Inglorious Basterds. I gotta tell ya I went N2 this one with som...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 309 views | posted Aug 31, 2009 at 4:48 PM

Cash for Clunkers, huh?  
Oh, hey! Here's a real fucking surprise 4 U guys. I have a problem with the way our government is doing shit. But everyone just treats me like Im some sexually deviant nut case who doesn't know WTF he...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | 323 views | posted Aug 15, 2009 at 11:46 AM

Just letting U know, Ladies...  
As my lovely wife pointed out so elegantly earlier 2day, U guys do receive a ridiculous amount of bullshit e-mails. No one is disputing this fact. I just thought it might interest U 2 know that U don'...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 313 views | posted Aug 1, 2009 at 8:41 PM

spearmint flavored dynamite on a humid sunday morn  

it may be poetry or maybe just drivel
its hard 2 say this early in the morning
over a breakfast of waffles and vodka
i try once again 2 understand his prose
no luck bad luck seems like lucky's ...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 283 views | posted Aug 1, 2009 at 5:57 AM

A Message in Ten Parts 1/10  
Some of U may well disagree with me on this one, but I really don't give a shit. This message isn't 4 U anyway. 4 all I give a shit U can stop reading right now. The people for whom this message is in...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | 309 views | posted Jul 31, 2009 at 4:37 PM

My sister sent me this email...  
And I just had 2 share! Besides, I could think of a few of U who would probably get a kick out of it. U know who U are. There's no need 2 name names...Meg. Anyhay...e...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 362 views | posted Jul 20, 2009 at 4:07 AM

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