So, What's a Whig Anyway?  
I know I have mentioned most of this shit B4, but since I noticed somebody asking about the whole Whig thing the other day I figured it may be time 4 a refresher course in Whig history. Now would be t...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | 213 views | posted Feb 3, 2010 at 11:20 PM

6. Mother  
Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Mother do you think they'll like this song?
Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Mother should I build the wall?

Mother should I run fo...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 174 views | posted Jan 31, 2010 at 4:09 AM

Hopefully there is no spyware this time...  
CLICK ME

I have always been of the opinion that if U can't re-make a song at least as good as the original, then why bother?...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 184 views | posted Jan 30, 2010 at 12:27 PM

4. The Happiest Days of Our Lives  


When we grew up
And went to school
There were certain teachers
Who would hurt the children
Any way they could

By pouring their derision
Upon anything we did
And exposing every weakne...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 151 views | posted Jan 30, 2010 at 3:05 AM

3. Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 1  
Daddy's flown across the ocean
Leaving just a memory
Snapshot in the family album
Daddy what else did you leave for me?
Daddy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?!?
All in all it was just a brick in t...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 160 views | posted Jan 29, 2010 at 4:15 AM

Just let me know where 2 pick up the check...  
Recently, it has been suggested that I put up a link 2 a "Dick Slippery Fund". I gotta tell U, folks, I think this is an OUTSTANDING idea! In fact, it could be the best idea I've heard s...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | 212 views | posted Jan 28, 2010 at 8:31 PM

2. The Thin Ice  
Momma loves her baby
And Daddy loves you too
And the sea may look warm to you, Babe
And the sky may look blue

Ooooh Babe
Ooooh Baby Blue
Ooooh Babe

If you should go skating
On the ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 168 views | posted Jan 28, 2010 at 6:50 PM

1. In the Flesh  
So ya thought ya might like to go to the show.
To feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow.
I got me some bad news for you, Sunshine.
Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel,
...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 154 views | posted Jan 27, 2010 at 5:08 AM

OMFG!!!!  
I just spent three fucking hours polishing a new blog, only 2 drop my mouse and accidentally close the browser window B4 saving it.

Unfuckingbelievable!

I think I need a little Rock & Roll...
...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 227 views | posted Jan 27, 2010 at 4:41 AM