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DickSlippery
48-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 99
Carmichael, California
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Guess What Ladies and Germs...I'm Back!  
Having completed my journey deep N2 the depths of computer hell I am now back from the dead. So, I guess this means I won't be flooding y'all with three or four at the same time anymore. Plus, I may e...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 281 views | posted Dec 13, 2006 at 5:39 PM

Maybe We Should Call Them P.U.S.S.Y.  
I’ve been doing some thinking (no good can come of this. U may want 2 buckle Ur seatbelt.) and it occurs 2 me that what the world needs is one decent super villain. Someone who can unite the entire pl...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 249 views | posted Dec 13, 2006 at 5:26 PM

Smoking Pot and Masturbating  
It’s probably no surprise 2 many of U that I smoke marijuana (No kidding? It’s not like that permanent haze surrounding U gave U away or anything. Hey…is that LA? No…it’s just DS!). I smoke a l...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 264 views | posted Dec 13, 2006 at 5:24 PM

Hooked on Gin & Tonic - Works 4 Me!  
I don’t go 2 hookers. I never have. Not even when I wuz one. I didn’t see the point. Why do I want 2 spend good money getting someone I barely know 2 sleep with me? Becuz they’re attractive? So what…I...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 224 views | posted Dec 13, 2006 at 5:20 PM

Untitled, I Guess  
U got any of that good shit, kid
U know the shit I'm talkin bout
That shit we did that had
Petey's ass outside buck ass naked
At 3am
Talking bout he wuz on fire
Nigga said he got higher
Than a ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 222 views | posted Dec 7, 2006 at 5:15 PM

Blog Nation  
I enjoy blogging. I think it relaxes me…although I could be wrong about that. What it actually does is stress me the fuck out. I stress over what 2 write about. I stress over whether or not what I am ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 237 views | posted Dec 7, 2006 at 5:14 PM

Questioning Faith Part Two  
Ulak: Hey, Grog!
Grog: (still fucking the goat) I told U 2 get Ur own goat, Ulak.
Ulak: C’mon, Grog, this is important. (He shows Grog the Bible) Do U see what I have here?
Grog: ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 167 views | posted Dec 7, 2006 at 5:13 PM

Questioning Faith Part One  
I don’t know whether or not I believe in God. 4 a very long time I had made up my mind there wuz no God; that way back in the day, as the predecessor 2 modern man took his first fledgling steps in2 th...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 275 views | posted Dec 7, 2006 at 5:10 PM

A Note 2 Those Who Care...  
I have been having some computer problems lately, and as a result will not be able 2 respond 2 comments right away, as I have been. Hopefully, I will get everything fixed within a couple of daze and b...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 196 views | posted Nov 29, 2006 at 8:58 PM

Domo Origato, Mr. Roboto? Part Two  
Continued from my last blog...

That stench is the smell of Butthole Joe Blow Dickhead’s dead, bloated carcass when they discover his naked, starved, emaciated corpse still crammed N2 his vir...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 165 views | posted Nov 29, 2006 at 8:40 PM

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