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DickSlippery
48-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 99
Carmichael, California
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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I'm feeling...I don't know...depressed over my life lately. I think I'm overdue 4 a change, but change upsets me. I've done a lot of shit over the years. I've been a poet, a pirate and a prostitute. I...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 373 views | posted Dec 29, 2006 at 6:55 PM

The Unnoficial AMD Rights 4 Men...  
We have the inalienable right 2 troll 4 sex whenever we have at least thirty seconds 2 pursue the issue (and the wife is out of the room)
We have the right 2 lie about our age, our job, our ma...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | 349 views | posted Dec 28, 2006 at 2:00 AM

Will the REAL DickSlippery Plz Stand Up?  
It wuz recently brought 2 my attention that I "hide behind humor" in my blogs and don't let the true me shine through. Well...duh? Of course I don't let the real me shine through! I'm trying 2 get peo...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 339 views | posted Dec 27, 2006 at 8:54 PM

Twuz The Night B4 Motherfucking Christmas  
Twuz The Night B4 Motherfucking Christmas
And all through the hood
All my niggaz wuz tweeking
And up 2 no good
We wuz all just kickin it sippin on some forties
We'd had stashed away most of the d...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | 545 views | posted Dec 25, 2006 at 11:18 AM

Stamping Out White Goofiness in America...  
I’m going 2 begin this blog by putting it right fucking out there. I am not a fucking racist. I am in no way, shape or form trying 2 rekindle any past controversies or begin any new bullshit here. Re...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 318 views | posted Dec 23, 2006 at 4:23 AM

The Blogs They Are A Changin...  
Okay...so I'm perusing the new blogs page (I do, from time 2 time, actually read other people's blogs. U know...whenever I'm not 2 busy feeding the homeless or trying 2 sneak a peek N2 the girl's lock...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 489 views | posted Dec 20, 2006 at 4:14 AM

A Man's Got 2 Have Goals...  
I’ve decided that what I need in life is a goal. But not some lofty, unattainable prize or some far-off, way in the future bullshit even I can’t imagine. No…what I need is a goal I can work 2wards wit...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 250 views | posted Dec 15, 2006 at 8:54 PM

Do I Look Like The Kind of Guy 2 Make Something Like This Up? Part Three  
Eventually, the glamour of relieving himself on cheap hookers wore off, and a combination of bourbon and loneliness prompted him 2 reach out 2 his soon-2-be ex-wife. She seemed genuinely glad 2 hear f...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 260 views | posted Dec 14, 2006 at 10:24 PM

Do I Look Like The Kind of Guy 2 Make Something Like This Up? Part Two  
Those very same skates were later found by a homeless man known only as Dumpster Dan (mostly becuz he wuz always seen in or within close proximity 2…well…dumpsters). Dumpster Dan realized at once the ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 175 views | posted Dec 14, 2006 at 10:23 PM

Do I Look Like The Kind of Guy 2 Make Something Like This Up? Part One  
I live in an apartment complex with my family. My daughter, some of U may remember, recently went out with her stupid boyfriend and the two of them, along with most of the rest of his stupid friends h...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 193 views | posted Dec 14, 2006 at 10:21 PM

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