The Continuing Evolution of Cockus Humongous  
In my thirst 2 become the cream of the crop of bloggers here on AMD (a position I am willing 2 stop at nothing 2 achieve. Even if it means sleeping my way 2 the top! I’ll fuck every woman here on AMD,...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | 300 views | posted Jan 9, 2007 at 12:02 AM

Interview With a Porn Star  
I had just finished sticking my tongue up some hooker’s ass and wuz headed home. I passed our local adult entertainment venue and couldn’t help but notice written there on the marquee: PORNSTAR TW...More...
12 comments | 4 kudos | 900 views | posted Jan 8, 2007 at 1:10 AM

Fifty...and counting!  
I hate milestones. Milestones are related 2 gallstones in that U get them when Ur old. Oh, I'm sure some kid has had gallstones B4 and sure...McKauley Caulkin probably made it 2 ten movies, but that's...More...
17 comments | 1 kudo | 375 views | posted Jan 6, 2007 at 7:38 PM

Dick's Pixxx Number ONE (My First Review)  
I know U have all been waiting 4 it, so here it is. 4 my inaugural I decided 2 go with the Max Hardcore production, Max Extreme Eighteen. This video begins as humdrum as most with Ur normal old...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 340 views | posted Jan 6, 2007 at 4:23 PM

Still Drawing a Blank...  
I still haven’t got dick 2 blog about. It’s beginning 2 get on my nerves. I feel like everyone’s going 2 4get who the fuck I am or something. Insecure of me, I know. That’s gotta be a pussy magnet, hu...More...
16 comments | 2 kudos | 348 views | posted Jan 4, 2007 at 9:42 PM

What Would U Do?  
What would U do if I touched U
Ran my fingers up Ur arm?
Would U tremble with anticipation
Or cry out in alarm?

What would U do if I kissed U
Pressed my lips against Ur skin?
Would U allow des...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | 301 views | posted Jan 3, 2007 at 4:21 PM

I got nothing...  
I have nothing 2 blog about. Nothing is bothering me, fucking with my sensibilities or irritating me. Nor am I finding anything particularly pleasing at the moment. Basically, I'm just wasting time he...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | 346 views | posted Jan 3, 2007 at 3:05 AM

WHAT’S UP WITH THE WEST COAST WOMEN?  
Alright…I’ve been hitting this site 4 a couple months now, and I can’t help but wonder why all the fun chicks seem 2 be located in Illinois or Michigan or some fucking place else (New Mexico? Are U fu...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 274 views | posted Dec 31, 2006 at 5:13 PM

2 All My AMD Friends  
I just wanted 2 wish U all a happy and safe New Year's Eve and 2 say thank U 4 all of the positive comments that were left on my last blog. I wuz feeling a little depressed and U guys helped me throug...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | 268 views | posted Dec 31, 2006 at 2:47 PM