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DickSlippery
47-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 99
Carmichael, California
United States
Last Activity: 2 months ago

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I think we can do better...  
This should probably be a thread in the forums section, but fuck it. (it always comes back 2 butt fucking with me, doesn't it?)

In this age of crappy television it occurs 2 me that I can probably ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 240 views | posted Jan 22, 2007 at 6:48 PM

Interview With a Hooker  
In my never-ending drive 2 keep AMD right on the cutting edge of internet journalism, I have once again put myself on the line 4 my readers (really…I swear I’m doing it 4 wtxman. Ask him…he’ll tell U!...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 203 views | posted Jan 22, 2007 at 6:04 PM

5. Another Brick in the Wall Part 2  
We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another bric...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 157 views | posted Jan 22, 2007 at 6:00 PM

Scattered Thoughts & Random Ideas Vol. II  
Nothing 2 be worried about...just my weekly peek N2 the mind of a madman...

It occurs 2 me that if U meet a man who makes his living selling something and he offers 2 let U try it 4 free, U probabl...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 228 views | posted Jan 21, 2007 at 5:16 AM

4. The Happiest Days of Our Lives  
When we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers who would
Hurt the children in any way they could

"OOF!"

By pouring their derision
Upon anything we did ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 184 views | posted Jan 21, 2007 at 4:29 AM

I never could follow directions...  
I, being the lone AMD social outcast, haven't had enough yet, and I don't mind dealing with spiteful hurtful insulting members. If your soul reason for being here is to be insulting, disparaging, or j...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 258 views | posted Jan 20, 2007 at 5:09 PM

And Now…A Word From Our Sponsor  
The scene opens with a man and his wife sitting at the kitchen table doing their bills. Finally the man throws his hands up in the air in disgust.

MAN: I just don’t see how we can aff...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 221 views | posted Jan 20, 2007 at 3:00 PM

Osama's Been Gonna - A Halliburton Boys Mystery (PART TWO)  
Continued from B4 (that means don't read it unless U read PART ONE, dummy!!!)...
CHAIRMAN: (LOOKING AT RIFLE IN VP’S HAND) UM…WELL…I…

SECSTATE: JESUS, DICK…U...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 264 views | posted Jan 20, 2007 at 6:19 AM

Osama's Been Gonna - A Halliburton Boys Mystery (PART ONE)  
CAST OF CHARACTERS

THE PRESIDENT – GEORGE BUSH
THE VICE PRESIDENT – DICK CHENEY
SECRETARY OF STATE – CONDOLEEZZA RICE
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE – ROBERT M. GATES
...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 213 views | posted Jan 20, 2007 at 5:56 AM

3. Another Brick in the Wall Part 1  
Daddy's flown across the ocean
Leaving just a memory
Snapshot in the family album
Daddy what else did you leave for me?
Daddy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?!?
All in all it was just a brick in t...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 338 views | posted Jan 20, 2007 at 1:35 AM

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