Something somebody said sometime...  
I saw this earlier today, and I just thought it was an AWESOME fucking quote. Considering as much shit that I have heard that the guy said, it surprises me that I had never heard this particula...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 284 views | posted Jun 16, 2010 at 10:29 PM

Anyone looking for cruise tickets...CHEAP?  
I know I haven’t written in awhile. Its kinda funny, 2, cuz I was going on and making a big deal about my next blog, and then…NOTHING! Nada, zip, zilch. Not a fucking word about it…just GONE...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 274 views | posted Jun 15, 2010 at 2:49 AM

Do U Wanna Fuck Me? Oh...YEAH!  
Well do ya...do ya...do ya...do ya?
Do U wanna blow meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

LOLOL I dont give a fuck what anybody say, Bow-Wow-Wow fucking rocked. That bitch wuz fine as fuck with...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 847 views | posted May 7, 2010 at 7:17 AM

All That Showers Isn't Golden...  
This is a repost I ripped off of someone else's blog on another site, but I figured U fucking perverts might enjoy the read...

Female Ejaculation

An even greater mystery to most p...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 450 views | posted May 5, 2010 at 4:31 AM

Slippin Round the Dial with Dick  
Look…I’m not rich (that’s really kinda funny if U happen 2 actually know me…), so I have this sort of aversion 2 paying 4 shit I feel like I can get 4 free if I just apply myself. That’s why I ...More...
4 comments | 3 kudos | 343 views | posted May 3, 2010 at 3:45 PM

Do dyslexic stoners get high at 2:40?  
Thats the question, isn't it? At least I got U 2 pay attention 4 once without having 2 resort 2 showing U my cock (although those who would like 2 see it anyway may do so by individual request ONLY...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | 307 views | posted Apr 22, 2010 at 4:09 PM

fucking around with the natural order of things?  
I guess Im done giving a shit what people think, cuz...

There is an Indian casino maybe forty miles from here. Yesterday a security guard noticed that someone had left a seven-week old child unatte...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 334 views | posted Apr 17, 2010 at 6:52 AM

A little help?  
Im becoming OBSESSED with comments. I dont care so much about views, cuz anyone can hit back on their browser and pump that number up (check out the numbers on some of everybodythinksimafag's r...More...
19 comments | 8 kudos | 392 views | posted Apr 17, 2010 at 1:10 AM

Interview with a Canadian  
Recent comments left on my blog suggested that I am racially insensitive 2wards Canadians (is Canadian a race? Cuz I was thinking it was a nationality...but hey, what do I know?). 2 this I say nonesen...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | 282 views | posted Apr 16, 2010 at 8:25 PM