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DickSlippery
47-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 99
Carmichael, California
United States
Last Activity: 3 months ago

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WTF Iz a Whig, Anyway (Part Two)  
CONTINUED FROM B4 (that means only fascists, purveyors of homoerotica and Trekkies will continue reading this if they have, in fact, not read Part One in it's entirety B4 reading any further tha...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 315 views | posted Mar 15, 2007 at 3:31 AM

WTF Iz a Whig, Anyway? (Part One)  
I am not going 2 be in the habit of double posting my blogs (meaning both here and on MySpace), but I thought I would make an exception in this case.

In the early Nineteenth Century this cou...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 285 views | posted Mar 15, 2007 at 2:28 AM

Boil It Down...Its Still Just Looking 4 Pussy (Part Two)  
CONTINUED FROM B4 (that means U read part one unless U are a fucking COCK SMOKER! Are U a COCK SMOKER? ARE U?)

And now, there wuz a fucking cop behind me! He pulled behind me back the...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 278 views | posted Mar 13, 2007 at 9:38 PM

Boil It Down…Its Still Just Looking 4 Pussy (Part One)  
I lost my cat. Well…she’s run off somewhere, anyway. It still remains 2 be seen if she iz coming back. They do that sometimes. They are a trip that way…the cats. But, anyway, I’m sitting here listenin...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 275 views | posted Mar 13, 2007 at 8:14 PM

Here's a little funny  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axKIgHslFyY

Thought U guys might get a kick out of this guy. He fucking kills me...

Keeping U ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 280 views | posted Mar 4, 2007 at 1:11 AM

Dildos, Legumes and NASCAR  
I just recently discovered that I’m a fucking hack. Well, not really, but I have a long way 2 go B4 I can consider myself as having a great body of work 2 draw from. What happened wuz I got turned on ...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 346 views | posted Mar 3, 2007 at 2:34 PM

Introducing DickSlippery 2.Oh, Shit…What’s This Fool Up 2 Now?  
I fucking hate my life. I would probably fucking kill myself, if I wuzn’t such a pussy. I’m afraid I’ll end up being wrong about there being no Hell, and as a result of having committed suicide I’m go...More...
16 comments | 3 kudos | 379 views | posted Mar 3, 2007 at 1:39 AM

Something 2 lighten the mood  
This ought 2 make U smile

[url=http:/...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 368 views | posted Feb 28, 2007 at 1:34 AM

WHO WANTS SOME DICK?  
I have been sitting here 4 an hour staring at a blinking cursor. Everytime I start 2 write something, I get maybe a paragraph N2 it B4 erasing the whole thing and starting over.

BLINK BLINK BLINK ...More...
22 comments | 3 kudos | 394 views | posted Feb 27, 2007 at 9:25 PM

The soap opera 4 the new millennium (Part Two)  
Continued from B4

Well...what that tells me iz the fucking bitch has gone out and bought himself a playmate. Well...that iz his prerogative, I suppose. And if U let enough sweaty illegals fu...More...
22 comments | 8 kudos | 491 views | posted Feb 27, 2007 at 1:30 AM

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