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The Top 200 yadda yadda yadda  
Yeah so what if this iz Part Nine Zillion, motherfucker? Just read the shit and shut the fuck up. And where's my paper?
23. My fucking friends. without whom none of this would be worth do...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 350 views | posted Apr 11, 2007 at 6:22 PM

Top 200 Reasons I still Fucking Love it Here at AMD (in NekkidVision3D)  
Fucking what iz this like Part Sixteen or what? I've lost count...we're just gonna start calling it a subscription and be done with it.

43. Where else am I going 2 find a cat named NightO...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 326 views | posted Apr 11, 2007 at 6:18 PM

Top 200 Reasons I Still Fucking Love It Here at AMD (in FunkyVision)  
Yeah, that's right I said the Bible. Bring it on God...U think I enjoy having 2 sit here posting blog after fucking blog becuz AMD only allows seven lines of text per blog. Settle down in the back....More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 369 views | posted Apr 11, 2007 at 6:15 PM

Top 200 Reasons I Still Fucking Love It Here at AMD (in RidiculousVision)  
Continued from B4 – Aww, jeez! I can’t get these fucking mooks 2 figure out how a two-part blog system works, and now I’m supposed 2 get them 2 read a fucking five-part blog instead? What......More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 340 views | posted Apr 11, 2007 at 6:08 PM

Top 200 Reasons I Still Fucking Love It Here at AMD (in several parts)  
Continued from B4 – see how easily that explains the fact that the Top 200 reasons iz starting at 124? That’s becuz it iz actually the Top 200 reasons – in Five Acts. Yeah...I know how badly multip...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 382 views | posted Apr 11, 2007 at 5:49 PM

Top 200 Reasons I Still Fucking Love It Here at AMD (In several parts)  
200. Where else can I find an Australian bitch from the Midwest who will send me titty pics?
199. PrincessKissy still has a boner factor of 8.7 on the Slippery Scale.
198. I must be doing som...More...
18 comments | 2 kudos | 489 views | posted Apr 11, 2007 at 5:43 PM

U Gotta Be Shitting Me...Right?  
Being offline really fucking sucks. In between when I wrote this blog (daze ago) and now it would seem many of the characters I mention herein have since cancelled their accounts. Shows U how up 2 ...More...
17 comments | 1 kudo | 525 views | posted Apr 11, 2007 at 12:32 AM

When Enuffs Znuff  
I realize we have had this conversation B4, and I promised 2 keep my double blogging 2 an absolute minimum, but U sick motherfuckers rarely get any DickSlippery in Ur diets anymore, so I figured U ...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 430 views | posted Apr 11, 2007 at 12:22 AM

Depends on Who’s Doing the Peeing  
They say it iz better 2 be pissed off than it iz 2 be pissed on. Having never been the latter, I can’t say with any certainty whether or not this statement iz true. I can only guess. My guess iz that ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 392 views | posted Apr 11, 2007 at 12:05 AM

Blogging Just 4 the Sake of Blogging (Part Two)  
Continued from B4 - U may just decide 2 Urself, 'Fuck him. I don't give as fuck whether this iz part one, part six or part of the reason Ur mom and dad got a divorce when U were ten years old! I do...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 323 views | posted Apr 2, 2007 at 7:09 PM

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