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DickSlippery
47-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 99
Carmichael, California
United States
Last Activity: 3 months ago

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Iz this Better,Goddamnit?  
Man...all I am going 2 say iz U guys better hope I never convert 2 Islam and answer the call 2 Jihad. Becuz these cocksuckers in Al Qaeda don't really understand how 2 terrorize Americans. We aren't l...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 446 views | posted Jun 17, 2007 at 10:45 PM

I'm Sorry I Took the Money...  
I owe U guys an apology. My last effort wuz, 2 be quite honest, lacking in...umm...well, effort. I know U all expect more of me than that, and I usually try my best 2 rise 2 those expectations. That l...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 470 views | posted Jun 17, 2007 at 6:15 PM

Nuthin bout Nuthin  
I hate having nothing 2 say. Maybe it's the pressure of suddenly being back online, I don't know, but something seems 2 be fucking up my chi. Something iz obviously interfering with my natural flow of...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 405 views | posted Jun 16, 2007 at 6:07 AM

Paris in the summer...  
It occurs 2 me that I am acting out of character. I probably should have had something 2 say over this whole Paris Hilton thing, but I just don't give a shit. 2 tell the truth, the only thing that sur...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | 431 views | posted Jun 15, 2007 at 4:00 AM

Just when U thought it Wuz Safe...  
Guess what, folks...

I'm back! I know I haven't been very active the last few months, but all of that iz about 2 change. I am back online and about 2 get off the hook!

Not really, but U get the ...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | 479 views | posted Jun 12, 2007 at 11:54 PM

Ever wonder what I'm doing when I'm not Doing This?  
I'm sure some of U know. Others think they know. Still more of U - my guess iz the majority of U, actually, with the remainder comprised of mostly mental patients and convicts - don't give a shit what...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 484 views | posted May 31, 2007 at 11:11 PM

Confessions of a Man-Slut  
Well, boys and girls, the results are in and it turns out that I am a shitty husband. Its not that I don’t love my wife, becuz I do. My problem seems 2 lean more 2wards my inability 2 keep from sharin...More...
13 comments | 4 kudos | 548 views | posted May 29, 2007 at 11:54 PM

Rumors Lies & Innuendo XIII (Part Two)  
CONTINUED FROM B4 – as a matter of fact, all the good shit iz in the other one so U may want 2 skip this one all 2gether. Life iz fucking short...save Urself the fucking time and energy it would ta...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 460 views | posted May 22, 2007 at 6:39 PM

Rumors Lies & Innuendo XIII (Part One)  
Once again, almost as if I set out 2 do it, I have proven that I have no concept of size, and furthermore refuse 2 limit my blogs as 2 the length of the content within. In other words, I write what...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | 444 views | posted May 22, 2007 at 5:39 PM

Al Sharpton...Whig? (Part Two)  
CONTINUED FROM B4 – Normally I would take this opportunity 2 warn the reader that this iz in fact the second part of a blog that began somewhere else and somehow ended up here, and that they may wa...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 358 views | posted May 19, 2007 at 12:13 AM

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