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DickSlippery
48-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 99
Carmichael, California
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Rumors, Lies and Innuendo XV  
Although weary from hours of masturbating over the recent influx of naked pictures delivered 2 his email, DickSlippery still manages 2 find time 2 make shit up about his closest friends...

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12 comments | 1 kudo | 500 views | posted Jun 21, 2007 at 10:43 PM

MWM N2 NSA SEX ASAP  
Men are fucking stupid. I've always said so. And it iz a known fact that a man becomes erect due 2 an increased flow of blood 2 his genitals...well, that blood has 2 come from somewhere, right? When U...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 547 views | posted Jun 21, 2007 at 6:57 AM

Where Duz He Come Up With This Fucking Shit?  
With an attitude of more iz more better, DickSlippery celebrated his triumphant return 2 cyberspace by flooding the AMD blog pages with post after post of nonsensical (and oft times incoherent) ram...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | 510 views | posted Jun 20, 2007 at 5:33 PM

What's Good 4 the Goose iz Good 4 the Gander...  
I really am all the goddamned time on this fucking site trying 2 get U bitches 2 remove Ur fucking clothes and send me a pic of it, aren't I? So, in the spirit of global cooperation I thought it only ...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 511 views | posted Jun 20, 2007 at 7:53 AM

I'm Just a Lineman 4 the County...  
I'm not going 2 go so far as 2 suggest that life iz preordained (why, 2 even consider such foolishness iz practically heresy anyway...), but it occurs 2 me that life has a way of letting U know when i...More...
16 comments | 0 kudos | 490 views | posted Jun 19, 2007 at 5:28 PM

4 Those Without a Cock - We Dilute U...  
Somebody said something 2 me earlier that didn't really sink in right away. She wuz marveling (yes...I do believe marveling iz what she wuz doing...) at my apparent disgust 2wards some other bitch on...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | 629 views | posted Jun 19, 2007 at 7:36 AM

If I Waste My Time Writing It, Will U Waste Ur Time Reading It?  
WARNING - What U are about 2 read has no nutritional value whatsoever. Nor duz it have any other redeeming qualities. In fact, I recommend that U stop reading this right now, B4 U have anymore inve...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 477 views | posted Jun 18, 2007 at 5:46 PM

Rumors, Lies and Innuendo XIV  
(As U can tell, I am operating off of the "Mas Volume" theory. In other words, I figure that just so long as I push enough crap out there, some diamonds are bound 2 rise 2 the surface. HA! Read on,...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 429 views | posted Jun 18, 2007 at 7:24 AM

Here We Go Again....  
I'm in a weird place. I'm not necessarily happy, but I recognize that it iz mostly my fault. I'm not doing the things that I know make me happy. It's kinda difficult 2 complain about the results under...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 429 views | posted Jun 18, 2007 at 4:53 AM

Dear AMD...  
So here's my question...I am considering drinking a half-pint of Yukon Jack and goin down 2 our local grade school and becoming extremely inappropriate with a certain big-tittied female I happen 2 kno...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 482 views | posted Jun 18, 2007 at 12:18 AM

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