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DickSlippery
47-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 99
Carmichael, California
United States
Last Activity: 2 months ago

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Oh Man...Not This Fucking Guy Again...  
It's ok...I know some of U are thinking it. That's ok, though. U know why? BECUZ HATERS MAKE ME GREATER MOTHERFUCKER!!! So go ahead and hate on me all U want. It don't make no difference 2 me. ...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 483 views | posted Oct 29, 2007 at 10:48 AM

Where the fuck have U guys been?  
Whazzup wit it, bitches? Heard U needed some Dick 2 warm U up on this chilly October evening, so here I am! If hearing about my fucked up life doesn't make U feel a whole lot better about Ur own situa...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | 503 views | posted Oct 9, 2007 at 2:49 AM

WHY WE NEED UNIVERSAL HEATH CARE IN AMERICA  
I’m sittin here loaded, all hopped up on these generic Viagras I got off the internet from India, so I have this throbbing hard-on and nothing 2 do but beat it while watching The Price is Right...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 426 views | posted Aug 10, 2007 at 2:49 PM

Whazzup Wit It, WHIGS!  
I am developing a deep, burning love for Lindsey Lohan. What began as a simple infatuation, when we (Lindsey and myself) would tease each other back and forth (she by allowing pictures such as ...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | 569 views | posted Jul 25, 2007 at 9:48 PM

Greetings from The Great Beyond  
Although severely crippled by his near-fatal bout of pneumonia, DickSlippery still manages 2 summon enough strength 2 jot down a few words 4 his stupid fucking blog, much 2 the chagrin of those who...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 508 views | posted Jul 1, 2007 at 7:44 PM

Rumors, Lies and Innuendo XVI Part Three  

Continued from B4...but then U knew that...
Of course, no birthday bash would be complete without two fucking CRAZY bitches in attendance, so we are going 2 have 2 do something about ge...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 406 views | posted Jun 24, 2007 at 8:51 PM

Rumors, Lies and Innuendo XVI Part Two  
World Champion Master and International Troll Slayer Dominus has been making quite a name 4 himself outside of AMD. He wuz spotted just last week on an episode of The Jerry Springer Show...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 385 views | posted Jun 24, 2007 at 8:50 PM

Rumors, Lies and Innuendo XVI Part Two  
World Champion Master and International Troll Slayer Dominus has been making quite a name 4 himself outside of AMD. He wuz spotted just last week on an episode of The Jerry Springer Show...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 419 views | posted Jun 24, 2007 at 8:49 PM

Rumors, Lies and Innuendo XVI Part One  
Despite the fact that I said I wuzn’t going 2 write multi-part blogs anymore (if U recall I also said I wuzn’t going 2 wear women’s underwear or J/O 2 Sesame Street anymore, either. What can...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 456 views | posted Jun 24, 2007 at 7:41 PM

Viva Las Vegas  
I am thinking about doing something a little crazy. U see, I haven’t had a birthday party in quite awhile. My last one wuz 4 my 35th birthday, and it didn’t quite go as I had planned. First, my lovely...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 420 views | posted Jun 24, 2007 at 6:31 PM

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