Oh Man...Not This Fucking Guy Again...
It's ok...I know some of U are thinking it. That's ok, though. U know why? BECUZ HATERS MAKE ME GREATER MOTHERFUCKER!!! So go ahead and hate on me all U want. It don't make no difference 2 me. ...More...
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posted Oct 29, 2007 at 10:48 AM
Where the fuck have U guys been?
Whazzup wit it, bitches? Heard U needed some Dick 2 warm U up on this chilly October evening, so here I am! If hearing about my fucked up life doesn't make U feel a whole lot better about Ur own situa...More...
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posted Oct 9, 2007 at 2:49 AM
WHY WE NEED UNIVERSAL HEATH CARE IN AMERICA
I’m sittin here loaded, all hopped up on these generic Viagras I got off the internet from India, so I have this throbbing hard-on and nothing 2 do but beat it while watching The Price is Right...More...
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posted Aug 10, 2007 at 2:49 PM
Whazzup Wit It, WHIGS!
I am developing a deep, burning love for Lindsey Lohan. What began as a simple infatuation, when we (Lindsey and myself) would tease each other back and forth (she by allowing pictures such as ...More...
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posted Jul 25, 2007 at 9:48 PM
Greetings from The Great Beyond
Although severely crippled by his near-fatal bout of pneumonia, DickSlippery still manages 2 summon enough strength 2 jot down a few words 4 his stupid fucking blog, much 2 the chagrin of those who...More...
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posted Jul 1, 2007 at 7:44 PM
Rumors, Lies and Innuendo XVI Part Three
Continued from B4...but then U knew that...
Of course, no birthday bash would be complete without two fucking CRAZY bitches in attendance, so we are going 2 have 2 do something about ge...More...
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posted Jun 24, 2007 at 8:51 PM
Rumors, Lies and Innuendo XVI Part Two
World Champion Master and International Troll Slayer Dominus has been making quite a name 4 himself outside of AMD. He wuz spotted just last week on an episode of The Jerry Springer Show...More...
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posted Jun 24, 2007 at 8:50 PM
Rumors, Lies and Innuendo XVI Part Two
World Champion Master and International Troll Slayer Dominus has been making quite a name 4 himself outside of AMD. He wuz spotted just last week on an episode of The Jerry Springer Show...More...
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posted Jun 24, 2007 at 8:49 PM
Rumors, Lies and Innuendo XVI Part One
Despite the fact that I said I wuzn’t going 2 write multi-part blogs anymore (if U recall I also said I wuzn’t going 2 wear women’s underwear or J/O 2 Sesame Street anymore, either. What can...More...
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posted Jun 24, 2007 at 7:41 PM
Viva Las Vegas
I am thinking about doing something a little crazy. U see, I haven’t had a birthday party in quite awhile. My last one wuz 4 my 35th birthday, and it didn’t quite go as I had planned. First, my lovely...More...
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posted Jun 24, 2007 at 6:31 PM
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