DickSlippery 2 the Rescue!!!! Part One  
I really have nothing 2 blog about, but after that last piece of shit wuz posted I figured I had 2 do something. I can be more entertaining than that when I'm asleep. Of course, I guess I should raise...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 264 views | posted Nov 24, 2007 at 5:49 AM

Some Other Shit I Am Thankful 4...  
I am thankful that The Flintstones iz just a cartoon and not real, cuz those cars they have in Bedrock would fucking suck whenever it rained.

I am thankful that I'm not a fucking Jets fan. 2...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 320 views | posted Nov 22, 2007 at 10:43 PM

Waiting on the Governor 2 Call...  
But I think he's eating turkey 2day over on the Kennedy Compound or something (see...that's how U fucking know U have money. Most rich motherfuckers have estates. Those bastards right there live on a ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 279 views | posted Nov 22, 2007 at 4:37 PM

Talk about a perfectly good waste of time...  
I have so many new friends I want 2 get 2 know better, and a few that I would really like 2 fuck! Take blondenbusty69 4 instance. Now this iz a perfect example of someone I would love 2 get um....More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 456 views | posted Nov 21, 2007 at 5:17 PM

On the Subject of - MONAGAMY Part Three  
But, I do know this much. ALL FUCKING MEN are pathetic. Every fucking one of us! Men are so fucking pathetic that it goes beyond description. We have no boundaries. We will fuck a black girl or...More...
20 comments | 3 kudos | 430 views | posted Nov 21, 2007 at 5:18 AM

On the Subject of - MONAGAMY Part Two  
CONTINUED FROM B4...

What's even scarier iz how little she needs 2 shake that ass in order 2 get my attention. Its almost as if I have this sixth sense that seeks out pussy and the women who...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 282 views | posted Nov 21, 2007 at 4:11 AM

On the Subject of - MONAGAMY Part One  
This iz a new thing I am starting. I will pick some subject (arbitrarily...why? Cuz its my motherfucking blog, that's why. U want 2 talk about some other shit, then write Ur own fucking blog...) spew ...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 322 views | posted Nov 21, 2007 at 1:42 AM

Some shit I'm thankful 4...  
Well, it's that time of year again. The time when we gather around the table with people we hardly ever see and pretend 2 be the people they want us 2 be regardless of how badly the real motherfucker ...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 336 views | posted Nov 19, 2007 at 8:23 AM

BLOGGING 4 LACK OF ANYTHING ELSE BETTER 2 DO...  
I think I need a hobby or something. I mean, I don't do much. I smoke a lot of pot. I jerk off a lot. Did I mention the pot? Yeah...I guess I did. See what I mean, though? My day iz pretty much wide o...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 257 views | posted Nov 16, 2007 at 11:08 PM