Just Fucking it Up 4 Everyone  
I look 4ward 2 getting new mail in my AMD mailbox. U know...the shit that izn't just a notification that someone left a comment on my latest blog (although those are nice as well...), but actual...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | 507 views | posted Dec 5, 2007 at 6:56 AM

A Day in the Life of a Deviant  
My life iz a fucking trip. As many of U already know, I am...well...a purveyor of sorts...let's just say I tend 2 have something that others want and leave it at that. Market economics being wh...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 320 views | posted Dec 3, 2007 at 8:16 PM

'Twuz the Nite B4 X-Mas  
by Anonymous

'Twuz the nite B4 X-Mas
And all through the hood
DickSlippery wuz a creeping
Up 2 no good

DS wuz being naughty
Pretending 2 be nice
Looking 4 an accomlice
2 help...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 354 views | posted Dec 2, 2007 at 7:26 PM

This Blog iz Brought 2 U by...  
Hi...I'm DickSlippery. U may remember me from such blogs as 4 Those
Without a Cock, We Dilute U and Greetings From the Great Beyond. I'm
here 2day 2 talk 2 U about a problem facin...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 335 views | posted Dec 2, 2007 at 5:41 PM

Rumors, Lies & Innuendo XVIII  
Wow...what a fucking week this has been, huh? Not only wuz it marked by the passing of my 100th blog (2 those of U looking at my 270 some odd blogs and wondering just WTF I've been babbling about all ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 366 views | posted Dec 1, 2007 at 12:34 AM

Duz This Mean I've Grown (or am I just happy 2 see U...)?  
Well, all things considered I would have 2 say I am in pretty good spirits. The wife and I seem 2 be on the mend following my midweek meltdown, and the prospects 4 doing what I wuz thinking about doin...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | 411 views | posted Nov 30, 2007 at 3:54 PM

4 Those Few Who Give A Rat's Ass...  
Well, I finally did it! I published my 100th blog over on blogger.com, and I used many of the pics sent 2 me by the good folks right here on AMD! I want 2 thank everyone who sent me pics (U know who U...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 368 views | posted Nov 30, 2007 at 3:46 AM

DickSlippery Lives!!!!  
So...I went back home. Not that anyone (my wife included) ever thought I wuz gonna do anything other than that. Still, considering the number of people who expressed an interest, I thought it only pro...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 362 views | posted Nov 28, 2007 at 6:41 AM

I'M SO FUCKING FED UP WITH THIS SHIT!!!  
I think I lost my fucking mind this morning. My wife woke up pissed off at me about the same shit she went 2 sleep pissed off at me about, and I fucking snapped. I freaked the fuck out and bailed. I j...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | 459 views | posted Nov 25, 2007 at 3:15 PM