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Daphne, Alabama
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Twisted jokes...  

Little Red Sunshine79 is skipping down the road when she sees a Big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.

'My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.'

The wolf jumps up a...More...
20 comments | 13 kudos | 413 views | posted Aug 31, 2009 at 10:58 PM

Women often wonder why...  
They get:
Sexually Harassed
And treated like a piece of meat...

Could this be one reason...? ...More...
40 comments | 1 kudo | 596 views | posted Aug 27, 2009 at 9:10 PM

In this day of tender feelers, politically correctness etc etc etc...  
Nice to know you can get TOTALLY disgusting still, just as long as it's for a "good cause." Bless their heart.

*Warning, this story alone gives some damn gruesome descriptions. Can't wait for the p...More...
29 comments | 1 kudo | 329 views | posted Aug 27, 2009 at 3:36 PM

Random Thoughts...  
(Not mine, borrowed from here and there )

I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Slums" routing option.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

I don...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | 287 views | posted Aug 27, 2009 at 12:47 PM

Top 25 Things Biker Chicks Say....(That make Bikers love them!!)  
1.) I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

2.) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? Can I get you another beer?

3.) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!

4.) Oh come on, what do ya say ...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | 287 views | posted Aug 17, 2009 at 2:41 PM

My own personal Chain Letter-Repost  
Chain letters come and go...lately for me, I have seen them come around with a new vengeance. Now I am old school from way back in the days of dialup internet. The original dialup used to take like 5 ...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 195 views | posted Aug 13, 2009 at 12:56 PM

The "Moderation" Biker Bar is now open...

*Takes the stage and mic, clad in skin tight black leather pants, biker jacket and slicked back hair...*

16 comments | 2 kudos | 368 views | posted Jul 25, 2009 at 11:55 PM

Attention Trolls..  
(With apologies to our Madame Prez for "Falling down on the job" ...Perhaps a little explanation is in order. )

***This Public Service Announcement is brought to you by Troll Killer...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | 270 views | posted Jul 25, 2009 at 6:18 PM

How observant are you?  
Think you're pretty aware of things?

Take this little test...

(might have been posted before, bite me. )

16 comments | 1 kudo | 274 views | posted Jul 12, 2009 at 1:57 PM

Not sure of my reaction to this...  
Cross between amused and a little turned off, I guess....

Does seem a lot of people enjoy decorating their bathrooms...
14 comments | 0 kudos | 286 views | posted Jul 8, 2009 at 12:53 AM

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