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DarkKnightWalking
52-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 99 - 99
Daphne, Alabama
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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A Birthday Repost...  
All is quiet, undisturbed...the residents sleep the sleep of the dead, exhausted beyond measure.

Then the ground begins to shift and shudder beneath a lone oak tree...gently at first, but still mor...More...
22 comments | 1 kudo | 331 views | posted Feb 1, 2010 at 12:48 PM

Yes, I am on a Crusade....  
I very rarely in truth, get ticked off. I am a passionate writer and it is often misunderstood as such in text. This time, I AM PISSED.

A motorcycling postboard I am a member of and also a Moderato...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | 350 views | posted Jan 31, 2010 at 5:03 PM

DKW and economics...  
I purchased a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the following day. The next morning, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry DKW, but I have some bad news. The d...More...
4 comments | 3 kudos | 257 views | posted Jan 23, 2010 at 9:23 PM

Give a little to your community, get a little back.  
Just got this info from Disney, I am on their mailing list. I know several around here who selflessly volunteer their time at varying times of the year to help their community or people in general.
...More...
4 comments | 3 kudos | 240 views | posted Jan 21, 2010 at 8:47 PM

The (insert item here) goes or I goes.....  
Supposing you had some (somewhat) insignificant item in your home. Your other half decides to take issue with it and delivers the ultimatum "It goes or I do."

What you say or how would you react?
...More...
22 comments | 1 kudo | 363 views | posted Jan 9, 2010 at 2:55 PM

Good evening, Madames and Messieurs...  
My name is DKW, and I will be your Maitre D tonight.

We are serving zee blackbird...otherwise known as crow.

Will that be fried, baked or perhaps in a pie...?

A week or so ago, only one other...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 296 views | posted Jan 8, 2010 at 12:09 AM

In honor of our latest one liner wonder...  
A repost:

HOW TO SPEAK TROLL

*Peck....peck...tap...tap....backspace....peck...*

A......D...L......*backspace*

A.......D.......U....T......*backspace*

A...D...U...L...T.....*enter*

Bo...More...
15 comments | 4 kudos | 364 views | posted Jan 3, 2010 at 6:54 PM

You know you had a good New Years Eve if this morning...  
1. You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "stay still."
3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces t...More...
21 comments | 0 kudos | 330 views | posted Jan 1, 2010 at 3:23 PM

Yea, and on the 8th day...  
He sat Himself down and smoked him a fatty...
And He saw that it was good....

And so He sayeth unto himself...

"Now shalt I confuse Thee all...

Thou shalt park in a dr...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 273 views | posted Dec 29, 2009 at 8:55 PM

Attention, Man with the hat...  
I believe you took it with you. So please return it.
And never forget....Man's best friend rules the dyslexic universe.
17 comments | 2 kudos | 311 views | posted Dec 29, 2009 at 8:45 PM

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