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50-year-old Female
Seeking Both: 46 - 46
Anchorage, Alaska
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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The Bull  
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | 412 views | posted May 22, 2008 at 12:03 AM


A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to an...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | 416 views | posted May 2, 2008 at 11:49 AM

Death by garter snake  
A couple in Texas had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze. It turned out that a green garden grass snake was h...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | 417 views | posted Mar 29, 2008 at 6:46 PM

What to do with your jewellery when you get divorced.  
Ok folks lets hear it... what to do with all that expensive jewellery you have laying around that will never get worn again because it has bad asociations from a marriage nightmare.

Do I sell it or...More...
32 comments | 0 kudos | 396 views | posted Mar 17, 2008 at 12:04 AM

Bored and Alone in Anchorage!!  
This laying around recovering from surgery is driving me nuts. I drift in and out of conciousness... they gave me good drugs. But I'm bored stuck here in this hotel room. I can't I...More...
18 comments | 1 kudo | 415 views | posted Mar 13, 2008 at 8:58 PM

Well It's Official!!  
My big boobies are now gone I had my breast reduction yesterday and my back already thanks me.

They have me loaded on all kinds of good drugs so I am feelin...More...
16 comments | 0 kudos | 405 views | posted Mar 11, 2008 at 7:48 PM

The Moving Wall - A tribute to those left behind from the Vietnam War  
I wrote this in 8 days while the wall was here in June 2006. It was recorded and has a streaming version available at my local public radio station

8 comments | 5 kudos | 248 views | posted Feb 29, 2008 at 2:23 AM

Whale Migration - A poem from DangerousCurves999  
Here is another of my published ones... ENJOY!!

An original poem by J.K. - inspired by nature again.
Whale Migration

Perching high on a cliff overhanging the sea
Far out on the point i...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 229 views | posted Feb 29, 2008 at 12:43 AM

One of my published poems... while we are in the  
10,000 Things

Climbing on a mountain
Saying nothing, we take in the view
Just you & me & the 10,000 things
Running through my mind

The altitude's thin air
Causes a rush in my head
3 comments | 1 kudo | 355 views | posted Feb 28, 2008 at 5:44 AM

Thought for the day!!  

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the ...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | 400 views | posted Feb 11, 2008 at 2:53 PM

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