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Cootiesprayer
43-year-old Female
Seeking Women: 21 - 54
Muskegon, Michigan
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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What animal creeps you out? why?  
Okay, i had been thinking about this the other day. Out of all the animals in the world what animal(s)
(you can put down as many as you like)
when you think of it gives you the creeps or grosses y...More...
23 comments | 2 kudos | 279 views | posted Jul 4, 2009 at 12:37 PM

Worse pick up lines ever...jokes  


Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let’s go screw.

Just call me milk, I’ll do your body g...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 208 views | posted Jul 2, 2009 at 7:51 PM

My Vacation...  
Well, we left to Idaho & it is incredible t here. I have never been in dry heat before that was the most unique thing ever. We were in downtown Boise where everything is in walking distance. We wen...More...
20 comments | 0 kudos | 248 views | posted Jul 1, 2009 at 6:06 PM

The First Time..  
The first time your kids or any kid you know sees or does something for the 1st time. That look they get on there face.

I remember the 1st time I took my son at 2 years of age to watch the firew...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 190 views | posted Jun 21, 2009 at 10:20 AM

The beach scene....question here.  
Okay, now we all know what it was like when we were teeny boppers going to the beach. We wore our bikini's because back then we actually had the bodies to do so & the guys wore there bikini's ( at le...More...
17 comments | 2 kudos | 277 views | posted Jun 20, 2009 at 7:43 PM

True Embarrassing Moments...no not mine, jokes :o)  
1. I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"

2. An insurance man visited me at home to...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | 242 views | posted Jun 17, 2009 at 7:27 PM

Scottish jokes. :)  
Sign at a Scottish golf course: "Members will refrain from picking up lost balls until they have stopped rolling."

A Scotsman won a toilet brush as the booby prize in a raffle. He had never won an...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 221 views | posted Jun 16, 2009 at 8:35 PM

Favorite outdoor activity...  
No i am not necessarily meaning sex. Of course if that's yours go for it. Since it is summer time ( yes it is actually warm outside!) & we all seem to enjoy it what is your favorite outdoor activity...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | 218 views | posted Jun 16, 2009 at 11:48 AM

How are your kids like you/not like you?  
I was just sitting here thinking how in so many ways my son is me in a nutshell. My daughter is more like her father. It got me chuckling how are personalities are so incorporated into our children ...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | 259 views | posted Jun 13, 2009 at 2:14 PM

Do you do this?  
Alright honest answers here. If you know that you have the house to yourself & no one is supposed to be home for hours do you walk around your house in the buff? okay i will just say it "NAKED"... ...More...
45 comments | 3 kudos | 632 views | posted Jun 12, 2009 at 2:05 PM

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