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36-year-old Female
Seeking Both: 21 - 35
Salem, Ohio
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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About myself
My name is Barbra. I am a 30 year old bisexual. I want a man who is willing to occasionally share me with a woman. That shouldn't be to hard to find. I live in Salem Ohio. I am very close to the OH/PA/W.VA line. In case you haven't seen my pictures yet or even if you did... I have medium to long brown hair now with blond highlights, green eyes with golden flecks, long eyelashes and full luscious lips and hips. I am a proud plump woman who loves her body the way it is. I do realize that there are people who don't like thick and voluminous women, but I'm not going to cry myself to sleep over it. To each his own. My ideal man will love and appreciate my every curve. And just for the record ... big girls do it better. I rarely ever drink but when I do it is hard liquor. If I drink beer it is usually mixed with something or followed with something fruity. And, believe it or not, I've never been drunk. Not really sure I want to be either. Puking totally sucks. But, if your willing to catch me as I stumble about; then go ahead and buy me that drink or two. I'm more of a stoner than a drinker. I love Ganja. Always have and always will. Interested? Let me know..... I don't bite.. hard.


The person I would like to meet
NO OLD and/or BALD DUDES!

He should have a decent car, a good job and a large hoohoodilly for my minuffel. Between 19 and 36. NO MORE! I need a man who can help me unleash my inner wild side. This involves more than sex. If you don't understand, please move on. I want someone who will let me be my goofy little self and even be goofy with me.

About my work
My greatest ambition at this time is to get my GED and go to college. I want to have a career... I'm just having a little trouble figuring out what that is. I want to be either a romance novelist, a soap writer, an advertiser, a dietitian, a humane officer (animal cop for those who don't know) or a photographer. Or maybe even something else. I will gladly and eagerly except any tips, tricks and/or advise to any of these fields. So don't be shy.

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
oral sex, astrology, new swinger, 69, doodling, garage sales, 420, writing, reading, hanging out, doggy style, getting high, off roading, photography, sexy e-mail, dancing in the rain, kareoke, riding a long thick cock, being silly, tarot cards eating a wet pussy. And, anything else that sounds fun at the moment. I'm up for suggestions. Don't count on me to go sky diving or anything else that involves heights and jumping Wanna have some fume with me?

My idea of a great date
If it's cold; cuddling on the couch watching a movie and drinking coaco or wwatching people fall on their ass while they ice skate. And, if it's warm; going swimming having a picnic, going to the zoo, stawberry picking. All depends on where we are too.


If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
He is a cheating ass who wanted to have his cake and eat it too.

What is your fantasy vacation?
I'd go to a few places... definately Amsterdam and Disneyworld... Hawaii, Africa, Egypt, Italy and Jamaica

What is your academic background?
I need to get my GED... wanna help me study?

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
I haven't been on a vacation in a long time. I went to seaworld as a kid... almost fell off the boat

What do you find attractive in people?
a sence of humor and people who question authority and reality. You know... the bad boy type

What do others do that irritate you?
Guys who go straight for the tunnel of love and skip everything else. I can't stand closed-minded control freaks.

What do you think is your best quality?
my eyes, lips, my creativity and sence of humor

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I'd be less shy and more athletic

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Just one... afraid I can't do that lol:

Name?
Birthday?
eye & hair color?
do you drink or smoke?
do you have a license and a car?
what do you look for in a girl physically?
what do you look for in a girl personality wise?
do you want a serious relationship or one just for fun?
what do you want to do with your life?
what is your ethnicity?
tattoos and/or piercings?
if we went on a date where would you take me?
if we were a couple what would you do to make me smile?
what are your priorities in life?
What sets you apart from other guys/girls/couples?

Describe your physique.
fluffy, soft, bbw, curvy, full, lusciuos, buxum, chubby, plump and short

What do you do well sexually?
everything ;) except anal... yes I've tried and I don't like it.

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I like to be ate and fucked doggy style, cream pies, being a cowgirl and sideways. Just a little rough.

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
sex in the rain on or off a car hood

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
hmmm....

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
nope.

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
all 3 :) like I said... we'll see what happens

Free Space. Say anything you want!
I have bravely posted my photo and expect the same courage from anyone who contacts me. The same goes for their bio. I like creative people put as much thought into their profile as I do. And, unless you send me an amazing e-mail, I probably wont respond to you. Also I wont respond if you misspell every other word. I know I'm not the best speller. But, c'mon people look at what you wrote before you send it. I do. I'm not ganna sit here and tell you I'm the best thing since sliced bread. I have my flaws. I'm lazy. I am a shopaholic. Sometimes I am way to loud. I procrastinate like there is no tomorrow. I could go on and on, but, I wont. I'd rather tell you how amazing I am. lol.

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