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I covet your snatch........
Any man who can lick his eyebrows is bound to be popular with the ladies!! ......and I love to eat cum-filled pussy.....
The person I would like to meet
About my work
Pays the bills....
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Go to the lumberyard.......and show wood!
My idea of a great date
A definition of love is the delusion that one woman is different from another.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
My ex-wife got a job as a test pilot in a broom factory!
What is your fantasy vacation?
On our 25th wedding anniversary I took the wife to one of those idyllic, South Seas islands. and on our 50th wedding anniversary.....I went and picked her up!
What is your academic background?
Two graduate degrees....
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
A duck walks into a bar and says "I'll have a beer, please!".....and the barman replies, :Shall I put it on your bill?"
What do you find attractive in people?
Don't be an eagle and soar too high.....be a pigeon... and shit on everyone.
What do others do that irritate you?
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally!
What do you think is your best quality?
He who tooteth not his own horn...the same shall not be tooted!
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
If I were you, I would not think, if thinking brought me to the wrong conclusion.
Describe your physique.
Does not a man reach a certain age when he is entitled to his pot belly......and a woman a certain age when her tits point to China?
What do you do well sexually?
He does all very well!
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
He wants all done very well to him!
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Talking about your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.
Free Space. Say anything you want!
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