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Do your tits point to China?.If so.. Good!!
Tall..dark and handsome.....well, tall and handsome anyway. Urbane, witty, funny, intelligent, looking for that special woman. Could you be she?
My girlfriend asked if I wanted to see the new planet in our solar system.....I replied, "No, Honey...I'd rather see Uranus..."!
The person I would like to meet
Drop-dead gorgeous.....intelligent...sensual....funny.... conversationalist...educated...employed....squirter.....large nipples...multiply- orgasmic.
About my work
novelist, writer, librarian, sometime community college professor
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Bridge and sex have much in common. If you don't have a good partner... you better have a good hand!
My idea of a great date
A definition of love - the delusion that one woman is different from another....
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
Does not a man reach a certain age when he is entitled to his pot belly... and a woman a certain age when her tits point to China?
What is your fantasy vacation?
On your wife's 25th wedding anniversary you should take her to one of those idyllic South Seas islands...and on her 50th anniversary...you should go pick her up!
What is your academic background?
Two master's degrees
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
I asked my girlfriend where she would like to go for vacation.....she replied, "Somewhere we rarely visit, Honey."......I thought for a moment and replied, "How about the bedroom?"
What do you find attractive in people?
What do others do that irritate you?
What do you think is your best quality?
I jumped up so fast...I stepped on my schlonger......but all that did was make it longer!
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
The less optimistic I am...the less disappointed I become!
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
A woman asked if I wanted to see Pluto last night...I replied, "No, Honey...I'd rather see Uranus!"
Describe your physique.
I am nothing but a breathing machine for my dong!
What do you do well sexually?
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Ask not for whom the schlonger droops...it droops for thee! Every time my girlfriend gets into bed she thinks she is in a submarine.....she starts yelling "Dive...Dive..!"
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Free Space. Say anything you want!
Always marry in the morning....that way if it doesn't
work out you haven't wasted the whole day!
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