Pilot
During a commercial airline flight a Navy pilot was seated next to a young mother with a baby in arms.
When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing her infant...More...
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posted Mar 6, 2008 at 9:29 PM
Love Forsaken
OK, we've all talked about Love that is right, or our ideals of a mate/partner, what ever. But how do you all deal with love that is not returned. That you know in your heart that you can be right f...More...
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posted Mar 6, 2008 at 12:52 AM
When He was 25
When I had been married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,
"HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHIT...More...
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posted Mar 5, 2008 at 9:51 AM
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time
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in a land far away,
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a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecolog...More...
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posted Mar 5, 2008 at 9:31 AM
My Art form
Ok, so I don't write, at least not fiction and not well, so I'm submitting my own art form for all of you to view. It may not be as riviting as Canu's radio show. But it's what I have to offer for a...More...
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posted Mar 4, 2008 at 9:26 PM
This will REALLY test your American English!!!
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/yankee_dixie_quiz.html
Take the test and post your score.
It was fun reading the choices.
I made
58% (Dixie). Barely into the Dixie category.
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2 kudos |
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posted Mar 2, 2008 at 10:20 PM
Titanic and My Life
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books...........
"Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they ...More...
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2 kudos |
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posted Feb 29, 2008 at 10:59 PM
Three Hillbillies
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. "
2nd Hillbilly says: "Why is that stupid?"
1st Hil...More...
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3 kudos |
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posted Feb 29, 2008 at 9:18 AM
Woman are Evil.
A Woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said,
'It's bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in
order.'
The woman was shocked, but managed to co...More...
9 comments |
1 kudo |
268 views |
posted Feb 27, 2008 at 1:37 PM
Where did I come from
A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question,
"How did I get here?"
Her mother told her, "God sent you."
"Did God send you, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear," the mother ...More...
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1 kudo |
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posted Feb 22, 2008 at 1:40 PM
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