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BlueEyes708
58-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 35 - 55
Alexandria, Louisiana
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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WOMEN'S REVENGE  
I think even the men will get a chuckle out of this one. It's not men bashing honest.

Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her ...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | 366 views | posted Mar 19, 2008 at 7:58 PM

Eye Witness  
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he

was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, "Did you see me

rob this bank?" ...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | 356 views | posted Mar 19, 2008 at 12:44 PM

486-5731  
'Hello?'

'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'

' No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an uncle...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | 344 views | posted Mar 19, 2008 at 10:29 AM

This is for CanU  
HOW THE FIGHT STARTED

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff see...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | 345 views | posted Mar 18, 2008 at 9:00 PM

Sentence Structure  


The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two
people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a co...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 266 views | posted Mar 12, 2008 at 11:24 AM

how to use the rebate  


As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one
of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at
Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gas...More...
16 comments | 1 kudo | 319 views | posted Mar 10, 2008 at 12:24 PM

True or not, It's still funny.  

Below is an article written by Rick Reilly of Sports Illustrated. He details his experiences when given the opportunity to fly in a F-14 Tomcat. If you aren't laughing out loud by the time you get ...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 344 views | posted Mar 9, 2008 at 1:03 PM

Motorcycle Awareness Month  
This is a public Service announcement. Please read.

The Month of March is Motorcycle Awareness Month what this meets is that we as Motorcycle Enthusiasts are asking our fellow men and wom...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 200 views | posted Mar 7, 2008 at 11:06 PM

Weather Warning (Especially in Ohio)  

When you walk out the door in the morning, and see this in the sky...



Just go back in the house, pour
anoth...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 227 views | posted Mar 7, 2008 at 11:49 AM

Tissues Allert, Grab a Box  
This was sent to me, but I liked the story so much that I wanted to share NACHO grab your tissues, you may need them, I did

As she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first da...More...
8 comments | 5 kudos | 225 views | posted Mar 7, 2008 at 11:29 AM

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