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An Imaginative Perv
Note - I joined Adult Match Doctor on Jan. 8, 2013. I'm still tweaking all of this. Still trying to get my pictures approved. Give me a little time to get a handle on it all, there will be pictures at some point.
I'm as much a perv as the next person on one these "adult dating" sites. If you're pictures intrigue me, my imagination my lead to my thoughts getting the best of me.
I have a bit of an overactive and sometimes creative imagination; it's fun for me but it's definitely something for everyone, trust me, few can tolerate that part of me.
I also sing and dance at random throughout my day; you twiddle your thumbs, I sing and dance haha.
The person I would like to meet
Um, this a "hook up" themed site of sorts, so to an extent, a hole is a hole haha. Meaning your ass, vagina, mouth, all holes haha. Does it matter what you look like, eh, aren't the guys on here after holes only? It's about getting laid.
About my work
I've got a job. Not much else you need to know.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Online a lot. Got a few imaginary friends. Invisible pets. Of course aside from being online, I also enjoy frequent masturbation.
My idea of a great date
A great date? I'm not sure this question works on Adult Match Doctor. Now, if this were the regular Match Doctor, different story. This is a hook/sex site, so I don't think this question holds much relevance.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
Neither apply to me.
What is your academic background?
I went to school.
What do you find attractive in people?
Again, this is a hook up/sex site/get laid site, so me saying your personality and what other traits don't hold as much weight on here. What I find attractive is the more black and white side of it, we're here to enjoy the physical nature of each other, thus your looks are what I and everyone else find attractive.
What do you do well sexually?
I enjoy the cunnilingus and anal licking. I'll quite literally kiss your ass, if I can. I'll eat you out until almost half of my face is covered in your fluids.
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Meh. I'm a guy. It's pretty simple with me.
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
I don't know. Something to do with hamsters and gerbils. Maybe 75 year old women. A donkey and a doberman.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Free Space. Say anything you want!
Enjoy the rather douche-like stuff I said, find a little humor in it, then you may want to message me. Until then, I've gotta get back to listening to the latest release from Manson, Born Villain.
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