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Bigshrek
45-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 25 - 40
Pensacola, Florida
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

Virgo Virgo
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All men are pigs...but women LOVE sausage!!

About myself
If you loved the Shrek movies...

The person I would like to meet
Be real, be Drug-Free, be SANE, be nice...and be snuggly.
I am a cuddleslut, and there is no happier place than to be all cuddled up with an interesting woman :)

About my work
It's a job....8-16 hrs a day...

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Archery, martial arts, collecting doohickeys & thingamabobs, giving myself headaches by restoring old Fords & old Motorcycles.



My idea of a great date
Give me a woman who sets my blood on fire when we kiss for the first (& preferably every) time.

What is your fantasy vacation?
Brigadoon, Ireland.

What is your academic background?
Criminal Justice

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Nashville, TN
Yep!

What do you find attractive in people?
Intelligence without superego involved.

What do others do that irritate you?
Civilians don't seem to have much of a work ethic...either work hard or find another job.

What do you think is your best quality?
I'm a Guardian...I stand in the breach to defend those who otherwise would become food for Very Bad Things.

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I need to think more before I speak...being used to having to make fast decisions about life & death tends to make one VERY short & direct.

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Hmmmm...do you like Weird Al?

Describe your physique.
Like a walking tree trunk...Shrek...Bull from Night Court...freight train with legs...

What do you do well sexually?
Tantric
Anything Safe, Sane, & Consentual... ;)

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I like to see enthusiasm in my partners...throw it on me as wild as you like it thrown onto you ;)

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
The Right Woman!! I keep meeting Miss Wrong...Miss Led...Miss Demeanor...Miss Psychotic...Miss Axe-murderess...why does P'cola has so many psychos?? And why do 90% of them come from church????

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Ask me that in a quiet location where there are no interruptions or distractions ;)

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Never...I oughta own Trojan Co by now ;)
Don't be silly! Wrap Yer Willy!! HAPPY WRAP!!

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Depends entirely on my mood...how we get along...I really hate one night stands...usually after the first night it turns into a weekend stand in the least...

Free Space. Say anything you want!
Many straight women could do well by learning from lesbians how to keep certain things CLEAN & free of maliferous odor...I vastly prefer to date bi-women simply because they are generally ready to be munched upon at a moment's notice ;)

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