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47-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 59
Frederick, Maryland
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

Cancer Cancer
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About myself
I'll tell you everything except that stuff I did when I thought nobody was looking.

The person I would like to meet
I met someone recently so I'm just here for the blogs.

About my work
I barely scrape by on handouts and I always tell people I'm "between jobs".

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Aren't they the same thing? I mean who would do a hobby that wasn't fun? What kind of sadist came up with this goofy question?

My idea of a great date
Just off the top of my head I would have to say...
marathon sex until we both collapse from exhaustion.

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
I was going to make a joke about how I had nothing to do with her disappearance, but that seems too tasteless even for me.

What is your fantasy vacation?
One that never ends.

What is your academic background?
I was expelled from the third grade but I went on to finish a double major in marble stacking and beer chugging.

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
I once dreamed I was flying around the mall in my underwear. It was fun, but I didn't get to fly over the women's restroom.

What do you find attractive in people?
The ability to converse about silly nonsense.

What do others do that irritate you?
I couldn't possibly list all that in 1900 words.

What do you think is your best quality?

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I don't have a personality.

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Do you like the dancing banana emoticon? Were you the second gunman on the grassy knoll? What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Describe your physique.
Cross-eyed, buck-toothed and pot-bellied.

What do you do well sexually?
Why don't I give you a demonstration and let you decide.

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Why don't you give me a demonstration and let me decide.

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Wow! What a question, you mean I only get 1900 words?

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Too many to list. Oops, I thought this was the box for what bands do you like...

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
I'd like to try them in ascending and descending order before I decide.

Free Space. Say anything you want!
Anything you want!

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