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OK this is where it gets hard for me.
I guess I'm just an average guy. I'm not the best looking man in the room but my looks don't scare small kids and animals either.
My best quality is definitely my sense of humor. I try my best to enjoy life as much as possible and make sure those around me do also. I might be a little quiet and laid back when we first meet, but give me a chance to warm up a little and I'll try my bet to make sure you laugh.
I'm a great cook also!
And if you haven't noticed by now my typing skills are poor so please ignore any typos :-)
The person I would like to meet
A sense of humor is a definite must have. Who enjoys being around a stick in the mud?
About my work
I work with stupid people......... but then again who doesn't?
Ask me in private about this
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I love college football, riding motorcycles, camping, canoing, and surfing the web.
My idea of a great date
Ever had one of those nights where you looked at your watch and it was waaaay later than you would have imagined? Time just flew by because you were so busy laughing and playing around that you lost track.
What is your fantasy vacation?
I would love to be able to spend a few weeks just riding across country with no particular destination in mind. Just go out on a cross country cruise to see what all is out there.
What is your academic background?
I have an Associates Degree in my field
BUT I also have a Phd from the school of hard knocks!
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
right now I can't even remember where/when it was
What do you find attractive in people?
Sense of humor
What do others do that irritate you?
I didn't invent road rage but I have perfected it!!!
And please never use the word "issues", I hate that buzz word.
I'm old school. We call it a problem! An "issue" is a f-ing magazine
What do you think is your best quality?
Sense of humor and the ability to not take myself to seriously
If you trust me enough to tell me a secret, it will never cross my lips
I also think my baby blues look good
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
There are times when I do need to be a little more serious.....
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Tell me what I can do to get and keep your attention?
Describe your physique.
Well I'm not a all star athlete anymore (or ever was).
I need to do a little toning up especially around the middle but I'm not horrible either
What do you do well sexually?
I will do anything it takes to make sure that you are satisfied.
And I can damn near breath through my ears. ;-)
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I'm open for almost anything.......
Nibble my ears and I'm all yours
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Lets spend a weekend locked away from the rest of the world. Only you and me, a couple bottles of baby oil, some adult beverages, and some snacks.
Lets act like a couple of teenagers on Sat night. Hours and hours of non-stop sex until we both walk like ducks come Mon. morning.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
(I wonder if anyone on here has said yes to this?)
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Not sure exactly what I'm looking for.
If it feels right long term is good if it doesn't........
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