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YOLO is simply carpe diem for retards.
First thing that people notice about me is usually my dark blue eyes and my intellect. Some have called it intimidating, but the people who know me understand that I'm just really goofy and love making fun of people. (In the nicest way possible) I exercise regularly and try to take good care of my body and naturally, good hygiene is very important. All in all though, I love going on adventures, climbing trees, and getting obliterated with friends in the city. I love sitting in public places with someone and adding subtitles to all the silly looking people walking around and going about their banal businesses. I think most unfunny things are quite hilarious, and I genuinely detest the majority output of American media.
Oh yeah, did I mention that I'm a fantastic lay? No? Well, maybe you'll take the words right out of my mouth one day ;)
The person I would like to meet
I would like to meet someone with a prodigious imagination and great sense of humor. I'm not too picky when it comes to looks (within reason), as cliche and unbelievable as this sounds, I actually value whats going on in the cockpit and not in the turbines. (Pardon awkward sex-plane joke)
A smart gal with a thirst for adventure in and outside of the bedroom, a passion for creative expression, and an opinionated yet open mind is who I'm looking for.
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