Psychosomatic Shitters  
Have you ever heard of these people???!!!

People who can't shit anywhere but in their own
bathroom in their own house???

I used to know this girl in college.....
.....she was that way.
If her...More...
25 comments | 2 kudos | 167 views | posted May 18, 2008 at 7:08 PM

Here's a good one>>>>  
Here's my best email of the day.....
your type is funny and a bit predictable & unrealistic. you want a man to say..whose ass is he gonna kick if you come home crying? yea, he should be concer...More...
23 comments | 4 kudos | 235 views | posted May 16, 2008 at 5:31 PM

Oh Dear Lord)))))))  
........I know my town's not tiny....

But it aint huge neither.....

If you're 18 and wantin' to git wit me.....

I probably know yer parents!!!!

I dont play much...More...
25 comments | 4 kudos | 254 views | posted May 4, 2008 at 2:04 PM

Careful What You Ask For  
She was so tired of all the arguments. She needed to get away, if only for a short time. The walk would do her some good. The cold, brisk air would help to clear her mind; and hopefully the exercise w...More...
20 comments | 9 kudos | 218 views | posted Mar 10, 2008 at 5:23 PM

Touche'  
Throwing rhyme
When you cant grasp reason
A wayward soul
With a heart for treason

You write of your life
All you believe to be true
Perceptions of faith
Followers to accrue

Deception is yo...More...
16 comments | 8 kudos | 166 views | posted Feb 28, 2008 at 8:07 PM

She::::::::::::  

She thinks in vain
She writes in vain
Submitting works
That cause her pain

She hides inside
She writhes inside
Longs f...More...
21 comments | 17 kudos | 189 views | posted Feb 13, 2008 at 8:32 PM

Non-fiction Fuck  
Here we go, this story’s been told
Of a site that’s changed rags to riches
But most is the same, nor will it change
Polluted with ego’s and bitches

For what women say is taken for truth
Oh the ...More...
15 comments | 10 kudos | 366 views | posted Jan 6, 2008 at 12:08 PM

Unromantic Paternalism  
Once of old
When I was but new
I traveled to Pervia
To see what “they” do

I gave my bit
I said my say
A flock of ol’ timers
Bid to drive me away

But leave I did not
And I came to find
Th...More...
23 comments | 12 kudos | 252 views | posted Jan 2, 2008 at 11:03 AM

A subs_master’s Lament~  
For one so schooled as he profess
Easy is he to be undressed
For past experience reveals to me
About this man he claims to be

Control is not for one and all
Too much pull can fall the wal...More...
44 comments | 10 kudos | 454 views | posted Dec 27, 2007 at 1:54 PM