Toad and Frog
A toad and a frog went to a whorehouse and got laid. Three days later, the toads dick turned a bright yellow, and the frogs dick turned a deep red, they proceed to walk to the doctors house down the ...More...
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posted Dec 16, 2007 at 4:54 AM
Rudolph
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the b...More...
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posted Dec 12, 2007 at 9:11 PM
5 minute Management Course
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door...More...
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posted Nov 28, 2007 at 7:30 PM
The best part of her body is her ears
A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apratment next to the mailboxes, wearing ...More...
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posted Nov 2, 2007 at 9:22 AM
Indian with 1 testicle
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given
name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to
call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Oneston...More...
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posted Oct 30, 2007 at 6:43 PM
Rose
Some say love, it is a river
And that it drowns the tender reed
And some say love, it's like a razor
And that leave your soul to bleed
Some say love, it is a hunger
An endless aching need
I sa...More...
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posted Oct 29, 2007 at 8:54 AM
Have you ever felt like there is no point in going on anymore?
I know that at some point in everyone's life they feel like there is no point in going on, but somehow they find the courage and strength to continue on in life and overcome all the stress and bad thi...More...
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posted Oct 14, 2007 at 1:19 PM
Who Knew
At the National Art Gallery in Dublin , a husband and wife were
staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The
painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park
be...More...
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posted Sep 26, 2007 at 8:42 PM
How Sex Starts
: This is funny and the math is soo right...
..a smile leads to a laugh
...a laugh leads to a high 5
...a high 5 leads to a hug
...a hug leads to a kiss
...a kiss leads 2 a makeout
....More...
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posted Sep 22, 2007 at 11:49 PM
How Could That Be
A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday stayed two nights and left on Friday.
How could that be?
Answer: His horse's name was Friday.
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posted Sep 22, 2007 at 1:14 AM
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