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A little boy walked past his parents’ bedroom one night and peeked in. Then he walked away, shaking his head in puzzlement.
"And they slap me for sucking my thumb."
0 comments | 0 kudos | 202 views | posted Sep 6, 2006 at 6:11 PM

There were 3 priests in a railroad station all wanting to go home to
Pittsburg. Behind the counter was a very shapely lass. She was amazingly
well endowed, and it was obvious she was dressed - alm...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 183 views | posted Sep 6, 2006 at 6:04 PM

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texa...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 205 views | posted Sep 6, 2006 at 5:57 PM

What is the speed limit for sex?
68 because at 69 you have to turn around
0 comments | 0 kudos | 194 views | posted Sep 6, 2006 at 5:54 PM

Genre: Male Jokes

Men are like a pack of Cards:
A "heart" to love them
A "diamond" to marry them
A "club" to smack them and
A "spade" to bury the body...

0 comments | 0 kudos | 195 views | posted Sep 5, 2006 at 11:26 PM

words of wisdom  
[B]Title: Old Age [/B]

There is no shame in growing old as the only other alternative is to die young.

0 comments | 0 kudos | 178 views | posted Jul 10, 2006 at 5:04 PM

Beer ~vs~ Pussy

A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pus...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 165 views | posted Jul 6, 2006 at 3:29 PM

joke for people from Ontario  

A guy was traveling through the United States on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting h...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 180 views | posted Jul 6, 2006 at 3:22 PM

Read Very Slowly - These Are Rather Clever!!

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Bernadette: The act of torching a mortg...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 214 views | posted Jul 6, 2006 at 3:06 PM


Beer Revealed as Historic Female Plot....

Yesterday scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, me...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 174 views | posted Jul 6, 2006 at 2:51 PM

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