joke
A little boy walked past his parents’ bedroom one night and peeked in. Then he walked away, shaking his head in puzzlement.
"And they slap me for sucking my thumb."
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posted Sep 6, 2006 at 6:11 PM
joke
There were 3 priests in a railroad station all wanting to go home to
Pittsburg. Behind the counter was a very shapely lass. She was amazingly
well endowed, and it was obvious she was dressed - alm...More...
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posted Sep 6, 2006 at 6:04 PM
joke
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texa...More...
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posted Sep 6, 2006 at 5:57 PM
joke
What is the speed limit for sex?
68 because at 69 you have to turn around
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posted Sep 6, 2006 at 5:54 PM
joke
Genre: Male Jokes
Men are like a pack of Cards:
A "heart" to love them
A "diamond" to marry them
A "club" to smack them and
A "spade" to bury the body...
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posted Sep 5, 2006 at 11:26 PM
words of wisdom
[B]Title: Old Age [/B]
There is no shame in growing old as the only other alternative is to die young.
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posted Jul 10, 2006 at 5:04 PM
joke
Beer ~vs~ Pussy
A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pus...More...
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posted Jul 6, 2006 at 3:29 PM
joke for people from Ontario
SOMETHING FOR FOLKS FROM ONTARIO (SO DAMN TRUE!)
A guy was traveling through the United States on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting h...More...
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posted Jul 6, 2006 at 3:22 PM
joke
Read Very Slowly - These Are Rather Clever!!
Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Bernadette: The act of torching a mortg...More...
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posted Jul 6, 2006 at 3:06 PM
joke
Beer Revealed as Historic Female Plot....
Yesterday scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, me...More...
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