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AlBundy73
41-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 20 - 37
Calgary, Alberta
Canada
Last Activity: Today

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A little boy walked past his parents’ bedroom one night and peeked in. Then he walked away, shaking his head in puzzlement.
"And they slap me for sucking my thumb."
0 comments | 0 kudos | 176 views | posted Sep 6, 2006 at 6:11 PM

joke  
There were 3 priests in a railroad station all wanting to go home to
Pittsburg. Behind the counter was a very shapely lass. She was amazingly
well endowed, and it was obvious she was dressed - alm...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 161 views | posted Sep 6, 2006 at 6:04 PM

joke  
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texa...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 185 views | posted Sep 6, 2006 at 5:57 PM

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What is the speed limit for sex?
68 because at 69 you have to turn around
0 comments | 0 kudos | 164 views | posted Sep 6, 2006 at 5:54 PM

joke  
Genre: Male Jokes

Men are like a pack of Cards:
A "heart" to love them
A "diamond" to marry them
A "club" to smack them and
A "spade" to bury the body...

0 comments | 0 kudos | 163 views | posted Sep 5, 2006 at 11:26 PM

words of wisdom  
[B]Title: Old Age [/B]

There is no shame in growing old as the only other alternative is to die young.


0 comments | 0 kudos | 155 views | posted Jul 10, 2006 at 5:04 PM

joke  
Beer ~vs~ Pussy

A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pus...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 134 views | posted Jul 6, 2006 at 3:29 PM

joke for people from Ontario  
SOMETHING FOR FOLKS FROM ONTARIO (SO DAMN TRUE!)

A guy was traveling through the United States on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting h...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 156 views | posted Jul 6, 2006 at 3:22 PM

joke  
Read Very Slowly - These Are Rather Clever!!

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Bernadette: The act of torching a mortg...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 170 views | posted Jul 6, 2006 at 3:06 PM

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Beer Revealed as Historic Female Plot....

Yesterday scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, me...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 147 views | posted Jul 6, 2006 at 2:51 PM

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