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AlBundy73
41-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 20 - 37
Calgary, Alberta
Canada
Last Activity: 6 days ago

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Apartment for Rent

A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the afternoon with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 257 views | posted Apr 15, 2007 at 10:08 PM

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If a woman was a HERSHEY's chocolate bar and you eat the first nine squares, what have you done?

You ate HER 3 times.
2 comments | 1 kudo | 199 views | posted Mar 24, 2007 at 9:00 PM

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Gender Slam
Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.
The husband calls hi...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | 271 views | posted Jan 1, 2007 at 4:06 PM

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As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravel...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 195 views | posted Dec 28, 2006 at 12:18 PM

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A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."

The olive says "That's nothing, when I get bi...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 200 views | posted Dec 28, 2006 at 12:09 PM

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Billy was on holiday in America and didn't speak very good English. It was his last day and he was heading to the airport to fly home, but first he needed to buy a few things.

He ends up going to ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 197 views | posted Dec 28, 2006 at 11:59 AM

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During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks."

The bartender said, "Tha...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 186 views | posted Dec 28, 2006 at 11:51 AM

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Men Vs. Women Jokes

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance, is fem...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 200 views | posted Dec 27, 2006 at 11:30 PM

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Stupid People Stories

LICENSE TO STEAL

Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of p...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 184 views | posted Sep 7, 2006 at 10:50 AM

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What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
GLAD-HE-ATE-HER
0 comments | 0 kudos | 200 views | posted Sep 6, 2006 at 6:14 PM

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