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Dad Has a Point

A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and inquired of his father, an evangelist, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father took him into his study...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 277 views | posted Jun 10, 2007 at 12:38 PM

Bill Meets Satan

Eventually, Bill croaks and Satan is there to greet him. "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish,...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | 253 views | posted May 20, 2007 at 11:55 PM

Perfect Girl

Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next.

Finally a friend asked him, "W...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 284 views | posted May 20, 2007 at 11:50 PM

Payday Party

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 283 views | posted May 20, 2007 at 11:41 PM

Deadly Habits

Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker and the other was a homosexual.

The doc...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 335 views | posted May 12, 2007 at 11:32 PM

Genre: Animal Jokes

God created the donkey & said to him: “You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intell...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 276 views | posted May 5, 2007 at 9:23 PM

Computer Women - What Type are You?

a.. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER!!!

c.. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 209 views | posted May 5, 2007 at 8:21 PM

The Blonde and the Peach Farmer

The old farmer was having a pretty bad year. All of his crops had been lost. Fortunately, the peach orchard had done really well. The only way he was g...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 248 views | posted May 5, 2007 at 8:08 PM

Thinking Quiz

One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit.

"Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talki...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 179 views | posted Apr 22, 2007 at 11:47 PM

How Was I Born?

"Daddy, How was I Born?"

Dad answered: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"

"Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 271 views | posted Apr 22, 2007 at 11:33 PM

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