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AlBundy73
41-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 20 - 37
Calgary, Alberta
Canada
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Genre: Kid Jokes

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. “How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil.
“Because I pissed in its ear ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 275 views | posted Oct 20, 2007 at 7:43 PM

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Suicide Blonde

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"We...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 265 views | posted Oct 14, 2007 at 2:03 PM

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MasterCard for Men

Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Couch dance and tips: $50.00
A round of shots: $34.00
Private...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 298 views | posted Oct 8, 2007 at 3:41 PM

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A Night Out for Dave

Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym, his wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 260 views | posted Jul 28, 2007 at 6:21 PM

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Punishment by Profession

Three men were exploring a south part of a desert. Just then, three native women and one man (their chief), kidnapped them and brought them to his torturing c...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 280 views | posted Jul 28, 2007 at 6:08 PM

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Short Gender Jokes

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A ...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 255 views | posted Jul 4, 2007 at 5:26 PM

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Moral Maze

Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 210 views | posted Jun 30, 2007 at 11:37 PM

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Friends and Your Feelings

Interesting little test....

DON'T CHEAT!!!!

This is a little game that has a pretty funny/creepy outcome. Don't read ahead, just do it in order. It tak...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 253 views | posted Jun 30, 2007 at 11:32 PM

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Court Docket
A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. So she immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 223 views | posted Jun 30, 2007 at 11:13 PM

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Q: What makes five pounds of fat look really good?

A: Nipples

0 comments | 0 kudos | 261 views | posted Jun 30, 2007 at 12:54 PM

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