It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is boring  
Who doesn't love a good rainstorm? The gentle lul of the thunder, the flash of lightning, the sound of hailstones against the siding....and being able to blog about it :)

I don't know if I've cove...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 251 views | posted Mar 22, 2011 at 4:23 AM

Idle boobs are the devil's playthings.  
I had fast food tonight for the first time in like, forevre. I had that mcdonald's chipotle angus burger, and I gotta say, I now remember why I swore it off. It was sinfully good, so much so that I'...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 325 views | posted Mar 18, 2011 at 3:57 AM

Tasty! Crumpets and tea. All in favor of crumpets and tea, say "I."  
Man thinking up new stuff for blogs is hard. I know it may not seem like it but I put a lot of thought and effort into these blogs. It's not like I just spout random crap for my own amusement you kn...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 108 views | posted Mar 17, 2011 at 5:06 AM

AAAAAHHHH!!! AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE!  
IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!! Now all I nee is some faithful yet wacky minions, a machine that can transform magical clay into monsters, and the ability to stay relevant even after being off of televi...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 163 views | posted Mar 16, 2011 at 2:23 AM

Momma Can I Mow The Lawn?  
I start this blog off by telling you, my gentle snowflakes, that I was informed that my blog comments were locked out to many people, and that issue is now resolved. Now then. I wis to regale you al...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 146 views | posted Mar 15, 2011 at 4:54 AM

Two postings in one night, this must be a record  
I emailed my first grade teacher just a few moments ago. I found her email address on their website, and just.....out of the blue sent her an email telling her how while I know she doesn't remember m...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 136 views | posted Mar 14, 2011 at 5:22 AM

Isn't insomnia a type of beverage?  
No, not this time, this time I know I can do it. You know what I mean. There's always that little intro to the blog on the page that let's people know what it's about. Well this time I'm beating it...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 101 views | posted Mar 14, 2011 at 2:29 AM

Some of you are going to hate me for this.  
But you know what, it has to be said: Americans need to stop acting like classless douchebags who think they're better than everyone else, and for god's sake stop whining so much! "wah our economy is...More...
0 comments | 3 kudos | 318 views | posted Mar 11, 2011 at 10:06 PM

Fat Larry's Band is the greatest band ever  
Now that I got that off my chest, I would like to address a very problematic issue that plagues us all today. Yes I am talking about the decline of a very special species of human, the computer nerd....More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 204 views | posted Feb 21, 2011 at 8:40 PM