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ABrownEyedScorpio
45-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 38 - 39
Vancouver, British Columbia
Canada
Last Activity: 3 months ago

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I have an announcement ...  
I wanted to let everyone know at once that sciff42 & I got engaged last night!

Sorry we're not on very much anymore but, our son keeps us hopping. We miss ...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | 316 views | posted Feb 26, 2009 at 10:55 PM

SURPRISE! *LOL* joke  
A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just
scratching his nuts-- something she seemed to love to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned an...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | 531 views | posted Dec 31, 2008 at 8:12 PM

Blonde joke  
Two blondes were visiting Las Vegas. One says to the other, "Which do you think is further away? The moon or Florida?" The reply, "Can you really see Florida?"

Sorry, I couldn't resist I ...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 382 views | posted Nov 28, 2008 at 10:53 AM

VERY Interesting Political Info  
I got a hold of this link today and it is a MUST read for ANY person registered to vote. I am NOT trying to sway voters either way but, present info that I believe people would want to know.

http:...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 399 views | posted Oct 21, 2008 at 8:40 PM

Daily Funny  
A little laugh to start the day - no offense and no charge.
A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, tell me something that will make me hap...More...
7 comments | 4 kudos | 359 views | posted Aug 19, 2008 at 10:39 AM

Gifts from God *joke*  
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before
the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they
passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded,...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | 521 views | posted Feb 22, 2008 at 12:49 PM

Headlines of 2007  
I had this waiting in my mail...hope it gives you a good laugh as it did me.

THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2007:

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter


Some...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 376 views | posted Jan 10, 2008 at 11:52 AM

The Wizard *joke*  
The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tol...More...
4 comments | 4 kudos | 401 views | posted Jan 7, 2008 at 12:10 PM

A Wee Scottish Joke  
A Scotsman moves to Canada and attends his first baseball game. The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming 'Run!!!' Th...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | 558 views | posted Dec 21, 2007 at 4:58 PM

Vodka Uses  

Learn something new every day!
1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 363 views | posted Dec 16, 2007 at 6:20 PM

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