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Buy the ticket, take the ride.
I've been married for 10 years and I've hated nearly all of it. I made the mistake of marrying someone from a foreign country...think about how difficult marriage is to begin with, then add a different language, religion and culture! F*ck, that can be hard! Why did I stick around? For my two boys, who are little f*cking badasses. I don't want to crush their tiny hearts and break their spirit.
The person I would like to meet
Someone smart, sexy and alluring. And hilarious.
About my work
I run a technology company in Las Vegas that provides NFC enabled services to casinos and nightclubs. I also own an electronic cigarette company and a venture law practice in the cannabis industry. I travel to Las Vegas frequently and would like to find a travel companion.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Surf, bike and fish with the boys. Cultivate ganja.
My idea of a great date
Surfing, and sex. Then burritos.
What is your academic background?
Doctor of Laws.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Hood River Or
What do you find attractive in people?
Intelligence and slutty behavior.
What do others do that irritate you?
They talk to me.
What do you think is your best quality?
My viking penis.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I wouldn't be such an awesome guy. That beautiful women wouldn't follow me around all day and I could concentrate better.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Are you a foxy lady?
Describe your physique.
Handsome and muscular.
What do you do well sexually?
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I want you suck on this viking penis while I finger your snatch.
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
NFL Cheerleader (Niner Girl)
Free Space. Say anything you want!
Don't kid yourself.
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