hey. I'm back. depressed. craiglist hooker- maybe I should go.  
Sorry about the stream of consciousness. Really been depressed. I saw a $200 an hour hooker on craiglist the other day. met her at a motel. Got naked. She got naked. Got me up. Sucked me with a cherry...More...
20 comments | 0 kudos | 190 views | posted Sep 21, 2008 at 9:35 PM

Gokkun galore  
I've been watching some gokkun porn. This is some nasty sick twisted shit. I love it! Why can't college age chicks get naked, get on their knees and beg for my cum? I've seen them taking 100 loads. I...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 85 views | posted Jun 16, 2008 at 7:34 PM

I've got brand new underwear and I'm ready for sex!  
I went to Walmart over the long weekend and I decided to buy new underwear. I don't generally care about the underwear. I guess it might be a turnoff for a women to see dirty torn up underwear on a gu...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 90 views | posted May 27, 2008 at 5:54 PM

I gotta grab ass!  
I have an assistant at work. I can't help noticing her nice round ass. She's gained some weight in the past year, but her ass is still nice and round and grabbable. I keep noticing every time she walk...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | 125 views | posted May 21, 2008 at 5:08 PM

Another baking blog.  
I made a green tea cake the other day. I brewed up a REALLY strong cup of green tea with 12 tea bags. I put it in a batter that was basically a regular yellow cake. I also put some in the frosting. It...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 58 views | posted May 20, 2008 at 7:27 PM

Should I have gotten a "thank you"  
One of my assistants at work has a daughter who calls for her mother sometimes. I met her one time too. She just turned 18, so I thought I would get her something - a DVD of the original zombie movie,...More...
17 comments | 0 kudos | 136 views | posted May 15, 2008 at 6:53 PM

Maybe I should just get really drunk  
and have gay sex. I'm not gay, but if I got drunk enough maybe I could do some stuff. Probably not though. I'd probably just throw up and pass out. But if some guy jammed his cock up my ass would I st...More...
24 comments | 0 kudos | 205 views | posted May 13, 2008 at 7:44 PM

Am I safe now?  
The other day I posted about getting a boner for a 16 year old in a church. I figured that I would get punished somehow. I had a car accident on Friday. Do you think that was my punishment? I was not ...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | 173 views | posted Mar 22, 2008 at 10:19 PM

I am going to burn in hell.  
I went to a concert in a church a few days ago. There was a young hottie sitting to the left of me a bit. Smokin'. I figured she was 18 or 19. She was talking to a woman next to her about doing some k...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 135 views | posted Mar 20, 2008 at 6:45 PM