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He who laughts last, thinks slowest.
About myself
Old, fat, mean, grumpy, opinionated, stubborn, and snore in my sleep.
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But I'm content with myself.
Happy with life, comfortable in my own skin. Can drive around the block with the radio off. Dry sarcastic humor, but have empathy.
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The person I would like to meet
Nothing is set in stone. I'm open to anyone that has some humor, tolerance of others ideas, space and property.
And does not live for drama.
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If you look in the mirror, and think "yuck", keep on searching. Not that
I'm THAT shallow, but life's too short to spend with really fugly wimmen.
And if you have no pic, or something really crappy----what you attempting
to hide?
Cheap digital cameras are easy to work and afford.
About my work
Pays the bills, and can be more entertaining than an HBO special.
Great when you work with a bunch of flying monkeys.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Occasional sex, ride my Buell motorcycle, take the boat to the lake.
Don't care for cold weather. Only place I like ice, is in my tea.
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Hate Six Flags.....as they make you walk 200 yards to get 10 feet.
My idea of a great date
Good conversation, be able to connect.
Don't know 'bout the 'walking hand in hand on the beach', as the
nearest saltwater is an 7 hour drive.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
Been there, done that, lost the T-shirt. (Not really, I've got the house, she's in a double-wide). Makes me laugh when wimmen bitch about 'what cheaters men are'. Like all men are cheating with the very same 'ho?
Men just get caught because we are not as good at sneaking around.
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What is your fantasy vacation?
Been pretty much where I've wanted to go.
Mustang Island with my son and a tent usually work great.
What is your academic background?
Some University, lots of life education.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Bummed around with my son, we had fun.
Not so much the places, but those that I'm with, that make life better.
What do you find attractive in people?
Intelligence, humor, compassion, smile, ability to communicate feelings and ideas without bitching 'bout the things that really don't matter.
What do others do that irritate you?
Those that don't respect other peoples space, opinions, rights or
property. Those that live on drama, can move onto the next profile.
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And those little Angels.....that are always up in the air, harping 'bout something.
What do you think is your best quality?
Laugh off the little chit.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
Not let my confidence seem to be arrogance.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
"long time, no fekkey fekkey"
Describe your physique.
Average for an old white guy.
What do you do well sexually?
You tell me yours,
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
and I'll tell you mine. ;-)
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
I'm just happy to be getting some.
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Gettin some
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Nope.
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Yes, yes, and only with a good-un.
Free Space. Say anything you want!
"Anything you want", Gracie.
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