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DickSlippery

Ghetto Attitude
I heard that blackbird sing
I hocked your wedding ring
I kicked another teenage girl up out the bed
I get my medicine on Tuesdays
And I know they're all just floozies
But I guess Id rather wrap i...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 26, 2012 2:32PM

DickSlippery

By Special Request...
Hey did you hear
About the one that got away?
They say he looked left
She turned right
Meant to be together but not that night


Its been awhile since I posted here. Im guessing most of y...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 25, 2012 2:01PM

DickSlippery

Did this really happen?
I had been having a dream where Alex and I were exploring some buildings or something. We ended up at what I can only describe as a cabin of some sort and we layed down on the floor in sleeping bags a...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 28, 2012 9:10AM

DickSlippery

Just getting my Whig on straight!
So you guys know how Ive been tripping out on facebook lately, right? Well. I got to looking at my profile and I noticed that I have 138 fucking friends? How the fuck is that even possible? I d...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 6, 2011 4:08AM

DickSlippery

Another Pheasant Alley Monday
Ive got a new favorite thing to do when Im online, and when I get done telling you all about it I have a feeling that the Yahoo hookers who keep sending me emails arent going to be very happy. But sin...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 5, 2011 11:04AM

DickSlippery

Sing Along with Dick!
Wanna tell you about the girl I love
My she looks so fine
She's the only one that I been dreamin' of
Maybe someday she will be all mine
I wanna tell her that I love her so
I thrill with h...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 3, 2011 12:09AM

DickSlippery

THE FREAKIEST SHIT A MAN CAN HANDLE
When he is:

10yo - “You want me to put it where?”
20yo - “You’re gonna put that where?”
30yo - “You picked him up where?”
40yo - “Thats where Im supposed to put it?”
50yo - “Why don’t I just s...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 28, 2011 7:56PM

DickSlippery

392 days and counting...
I hope that when the Mayans were coming up with their doomsday calendar they weren't talking about some planet-ending catastrophy like an asteroid or some god-awful shit like that. Because Im not real...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 28, 2011 7:44AM

DickSlippery

Born to be Wild
Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Looking for adventure
In whatever comes our way


My son-in-law is so pussy whipped its fucking hilarious. I mean I like getting laid as much ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 27, 2011 3:19AM

DickSlippery

1% of what?
Ok...Im not going to lie. I have been fucking itching to write something about this so-called occupation that has been sweeping over the nation. The problem I have been running into is I don’t ...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 27, 2011 1:58AM

DickSlippery

He's almost here, and Im scared shitless!!!
When my mother brought me into this crummy fucking world in August of 1966 there was no way she could have known it would almost fifty years before the women of our family would produce another male c...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 24, 2011 3:59AM

DickSlippery

Slip on this!
Recently I have found myself visiting my ex's facebook page. Now, the first time we can go ahead and chalk it up to curiosity. Nobody is going to have a problem with that. But that doesnt explain the ...More...
6 comments | 5 kudos | posted Nov 24, 2011 12:30AM

DickSlippery

telling on myself 101
Facebook is a fucking trip. For thousands of years man lived on this planet. He hunted. He gathered. He (hopefully) raised a family and (maybe) somehow contributed to the betterment of society. Some b...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 11, 2011 1:58AM

DickSlippery

If it walks like a duck...
I think it has become fairly obvious that Pakistan is not our friend. If finally locating Osama Bin Laden in what was, for all intents and purposes, President Asif Zardari's guest house wasn't enough ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 9, 2011 5:13PM

DickSlippery

Is this better, goddamnit???
I fucking hate it when I don't have anything 2 write about (apparently not as badly as Luvrgirl does, though). It gets on my nerves something fierce. I mean, there are some days where I sit dow...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Jul 18, 2011 2:38PM

DickSlippery

Are U Fucking Serious???
Do U people see whats going on here? Do U realize just what level I have decended 2? DO U FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT IM TRYING 2 SAY????

Actually, I dont have anything 2 write about. Well, that...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 20, 2011 5:04AM

DickSlippery

It really cant be just me...can it?
I keep thinking people are going 2 wake up and realize that our country is broken before the whole fucking mess comes crashing down around us. Dont get me wrong...I love America. I truly believe that ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 18, 2011 7:01AM

DickSlippery

EX-WIVES, PICK-UP TRUCKS AND WATERMELON WHINE
Last week 17 year-old Scotty McCreery defeated equally impressive teenager Lauren Alaina 2 become the newest American Idol. The thing I found most astonishing about this wasn't so much their youth (th...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 2, 2011 9:23PM

DickSlippery

just some shit 2 think about...
Ive lived here in Sacramento now for 40 some odd years (ok...40 mostly odd years), and even though living here sucks even worse than Slayer does, at least living here has pretty much put an end...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 1, 2011 5:18AM

DickSlippery

Where have I been???? Where have U been is more like it!!!
OMG - has it really been that long since I blogged here??? Wow...it sure didn't seem that long from where I was sitting, but hey...what do I know? Thats right...practically nothing...LOL!

So, what ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 18, 2011 8:59AM

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